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Big Gato is Trolling You

War is Meh Freedom is 🤤🍑 Ignorance is LOL Follow us, gato. Join The Tilted Thought Police and our Ministry of...

Netflix’s Wild Wild Country is Garbage, Covers Up Osho Rape Culture

We here at The Tilted Glass mix satire with the serious. But to be clear, in this article, we directly and unequivocally call out Wild Wild...

Report: Jehovah Considering Another Biblical Flood

Today in Heaven, reports from high ranking Seraphim are coming down the line that it that the Lord God—YHWH, Elohim, El-Shaddai,...

Culture

Woman Still on Phone in Obvious One-Way Conversation

There's no indication she will be letting up any time soon. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the person at the other end of the line.

White Male Artist Tired of Being Judged for Making Black Female Art

It’s not easy being a white male artist these days. We are in midst of a great movement of gender and people of color representing...

Yep, Justice is Definitely Peeking

Pretty much the worst thing ever. She's totally cheating to get her way. What kind of kinky blindfold is Justice wearing anyway? Is...

What Denomination is This?

Only a Madman Tries to Figure Out Insanity

Culture

Noam Chomsky Accepts Condom Snorting Challenge

Noam Chomsky, the 89-year old “father of modern linguistics,” historian, social critic, and political activist, has accepted the Condom Snorting...

Nature

Let’s Protect Homo Sapiens Under the Endangered Species Act

Homo Sapiens, Latin for "wise man”, has been behaving pretty stupidly as of late, driving itself to the brink of extinction. With numbers...

Culture

Fact Check: Do Parkland Kids Have No Souls as Ted Nugent Suggests?

FACT CHECK Hollywood rock n’ roller, Ted Nugent, is no stranger to controversy. He has been accused of having sex with a 12-year-old,...

Alien Invasion Spawn Pods Globally Distributed. Ready to Hatch.

They're Coming.... Happy Easter.

Somebody Made a Cloning-Jesus Lowrider Movie. And It’s Awesome.

It's the next cult holiday classic. The Custom Mary is a film whose plotline is “a young Latina in East Los Angeles meets an...

Inspired

Hi. Be Nice. Thank You.

Trump Orders Playboy Bunnies to Hide Eggs on White House Lawn

The Easter Egg Roll is an annual White House tradition that attracts lucky children from all over the United States. Last year's event...

I Support The #BlackLivesMatter Platform for Reform!

A collective of more than 50 organizations representing thousands of Black people from across the country have come together to articulate a common...