The nation’s lesbians invite you to their veiled room.
Come inside, she said. I set down my book and glanced over to find her parting the curtain. Well, why not?
It’s a magical place. You can stay inside. Or you can leave. Or you can come and go as...
On Tuesday night, Trump rallied the nation over his made-up border crisis. It was a live telecast of what he likes to tweet about. He summoned all the news stations to broadcast his painting of reality. He spoke of the great fears of our nation. He insisted on not paying some 800,000 government...
Today we celebrate David Bowie’s birthday by diving into an obscure and amazing stage performance: David Bowie & Marianne Faithfull singing Sonny and Cher's “I Got You Babe”.
Aired in 1973 as part of Bowie’s rock musical spectacle called “The 1980 Floor Show”, Faithfull embodies an armless ancient-Egyptian extraterrestrial nun, and...
Little Rock, Arkansas.
Local bank clerk, Fred Tellers, has been asking his wife Sandy to have a threesome. What began as a random side comment, has now turned into a daily nagging plea.
“I laughed it off, at first,” said Sandy. “But my husband has been persistent. At church...
Motto: I am controversial and not a racist...
A new group of Christians want to ban the Bible. They say “It just doesn’t represent our values anymore.”
The conference for aspiring big tent ministers started pretty normally this year. Speakers preached, praised the lord, inspired hope and abundance. Except for that one little thing at the end: The Bible was added...
The Chinese have become the first to land a spacecraft on the dark side of the moon.
The BBC reports that the Chinese spacecraft is carrying six live species: cotton, rapeseed, potato, fruit flies, yeast, and arabidopsis (a flowering plant). The goal is to form a mini-biosphere.
These invasive species...
Hi sweetie! It’s your Aunt Sally. Why didn't you come home for New Year's? We were shootin' and hootin' all night. Even your ex came over! We just love your ex. Move back home, will you?
So about this women in congress thing.
Us women need to look out for...
It's going to be an interesting year 💋
In what’s become a New Year’s Eve tradition, Mark Baker celebrates his 10th year of re-posting how much this year sucked, and how much he's ready for next year to be different.
“Man there’s so much hate in the world this year,” said Mr. Baker, a Los Angeles digital marketing...
The nation’s influencers are showing some skin to express how spiritual they are.
Concealing little to the eye, these heroic influencers spend days setting up candid snapshots of their #blessed lives. It’s all to remind you of the essential purity of your heart and soul.
Their job is not...
Called “Wall to Nowhere,” the president’s art project will need a whopping $18 billion dollars in federal art funding.
“I tried to get my art installation funded via national security,” said Trump. “After all, the arts are essential to the fundamental security of a society, our hearts and souls, but...
Internet family, help! All I did was send my girlfriend a positive link. I just wanted her opinion. The headline read “10 reasons why you’re the problem and it’s actually you who is toxic in our relationship.”
She got so mad, even before reading it. Not fair!
Once you...
Have you heard of Owl Selfies? No? Then you are still living in 2018.
From a select list of 5, The Tilted Glass has predicted Owl Selfies to be the number 1 most popular trend of 2019.
What is an Owl Selfie? Instead of using your phone to take a picture...
Anti-gay advocate Mike Pence successfully completed his gay conversation therapy today.
“Fact: Gay conversion works,” said the newly reformed gay Vice President. “If it worked on me, it can work on anyone. Isn’t that right, Mother?” [Note: Pence refers to his wife as Mother.]
His announcement has surprised nobody. Pence...
Motto: I magically embody the spirit of...
President Trump has shut down the US Government.
A spending bill failed to be passed and signed by Trump on Friday. Trump cried “buy me my 5 billion dollar wall or nobody gets a government!” And since he couldn’t get Mexico to pay for it, Trump shut down the US government, just in...
