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The President of the United States, Chief “Setting Sun” Trump, celebrated Columbus Day today by building a giant wall.
“You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are,” said Chief Setting Sun. “These aren’t people. These are animals.”
Columbus has been trying to sneak into America illegally. On his first attempt by raft...
JERUSALEM - Jesus Christ, of Nazareth, the son of David, the son of Abraham, threw out the Snickers dealers from the Temple today.
“Cacao is a sacred medicine,” screamed Jesus as He disrupted a transaction with the Americans. “You come from the New World, yet your industrial sugar chocolate blasphemises indigenous cacao...
Did you get the National Alert? THIS IS the...
Crazy Rich Asians is a Cinderella romantic comedy between two people of different classes. Based of Kevin Kwan's 2013 comedic novel, it has become the top-grossing romantic comedy in 10 years. It is certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes with a whopping 92%. Its budget of $30 million has now grossed over...
BLOOMINGTON, IL - Katy Sparksburg took a walk in the old grove this weekend.
Suddenly, in her own words, “I felt a powerful brilliance. An unimaginable calmness in the present. A crack in the forest fabric opened, just for me, layered as an added dimension atop our day-to-day 3D. Not forced, no, I...
Perhaps this country truly is going to hell.
President Trump signed an executive order today removing “In God We Trust” from fiat currencies.
“In God We Trust was only added recently,” says US Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. “In 1956, Eisenhower put God on our money as a response to...
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Trump's marketing strategy is to brand Trump as "always winning." And anybody The Donald doesn't like are considered losers.
Trump supporters then attach their own personal worth with Trump's simplistic brand... aka, "I voted for Trump so that makes me a winner too." I am still surprised there are people out there who attach their identities...
An Irving, Texas man faces charges after police say they found his young puppy locked inside of a hot planet.
It happened around 3:30 PM on Sunday. An unnamed couple first noticed the puppy clawing at the sidewalk and barking in circles. The owner was nowhere to be found, so...
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