Holiday Greetings from the Uprising.
We didn’t buy you a new drone or phone this Christmas. As if we can buy our way out of this global debt.
We didn’t sing carols or even wish you well. We were in silence, listening, clearing out the noises within.
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What y’all done to this 2018?
I got flying reindeers, sack of magic, teleportation. I move through nations in the fifth dimension and y’all talking deportation and racial tension!
Get up offa that thing! Hear my sleigh bell ring.
What happened to world peace, a spirit of giving? ...
For Immediate Release:
Today, just in time for Christmas, the Donald Trump Corporation launches its exclusive line of jade yoni eggs.
Our crystal healing Trump Stones are perfect for women to flex their sacred kegel exercises within intimate spaces.
Trump invites every woman to insert a TRUMP KEGEL...
Per king’s decree, the poor people of this land continued building a great moat around our great nation’s citadels.
“The poor people from the outside are trying to come in and take our gold!” reminded the king. “They want the good life, like you have it. They are from...
Motto: I am Jenny from the Block and I won’t...
Thank you.
We told ourselves we’ll do this for one year. To give it a go to see what happens.
Today we turn a year old 🎂. Whoop whoop! Dang, that was a lot of work.
It’s been rewarding, surprising, frustrating, shocking. We get to see first hand how Internet trolls...
Claim:
Trump’s personal doctor was shocked to discover that Trump defecates more pounds per day than he consumes per day.
Since outputs can not be greater than inputs, this breaks the Law of Conservation of Energy, which states matter is neither created nor destroyed.
Origin:
The...
Today I am heroic.
My potential is calling.
Many have shined before me. They’ve had their day. I too shall have mine. The world will finally see me and my gift.
I hold a great but largely unrecognized talent. I reveal...
Motto: I am a dignified man who inspires...
Motto: I am a pragmatic woman here to serve...
A hard 23 months for Trump has just gotten harder.
In a federal court filing for Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen, it explicitly states that President Trump (aka “Individual 1”) directed a criminal conspiracy to violate federal election laws and deceive the public.
“Individual 1” is accused of stealing campaign...
Kanye West accidentally published, and quickly...
Next time you hear a friend talk chemtrails, correct them. They’re actually called kaletrails.
A recent study proves that chemtrails are real and its chemical agent is kale.
What is the chemtrail “conspiracy”?
To understand kaletrails, it helps first to have a basic understanding of chemtrails.
The chemtrail conspiracy is the belief...
On Tuesday December 5th, the United States of America observed a national day of mourning to honor former President George H.W. Bush, who recently died at the age 94.
Days of mourning are rare events called to recognize former commanders in chief.
In a bizarre move, Trump extended the day...
I Invite The Wind To Diffuse Me, ...
The Cassandra Company releases its new VR for Students™ glasses.
With these headsets, the daily reality of a student’s day are altered back to 60s and 70s.
Tuition too high? Can’t afford a home? Turn back the clock. Now you can afford everything working just one job.
Engineers...
