Part 1: Word Soup
If you’re like me, you have seen the LGBTQ scene exploding with new definitions of gender in the past few years: gay, lesbian, heterosexual, bisexual, polysexual, pansexual, omnisexual, skoliksexual, demisexual, grey-ace, asexual, polyamorous, intersex, MTF, FTM, agender, genderfluid, bigender, trigender, pangender, genderqueer, demigirl, demiboy, androgyne, intergender...
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Colin Kaepernick has returned to the headlines.
In 2016, the former San Francisco 49ers quarterback became known for opting not to stand during the national anthem. He did this to protest the treatment of racial minorities in the United States.
“I am not going to stand up to show pride in...
Worried your pre-newborn baby will be born behind the times? If so, check out the new ingestible iPhone for expectant mothers today.
“Today we announce a very special breakthrough,” said Apple CEO Tim Cook. “Our exciting new product merges advances in telephony, medicinal capsules, and prenatal UI. We present to you...
We did a little photoshop experiment.
The Trump brand is all about being big and powerful and a sex-machine. True or not, president Trump has invested time and effort into making sure this vision becomes your reality. This is why he sold the world’s best steaks exclusively through The Sharper...
Today marks National Dog Day. It is observed annually on August 26th.
To celebrate, Jennifer Smith’s pet Maltese, Petunia, picked up a copy of Jack London’s The Call of the Wild and read it from cover to cover. It seems Petunia was profoundly affected by the tale and couldn’t put it down.
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And here I thought we were friends.
I see you trying to make the world a better place And I feel hate inside
I see you wanting to help those less fortunate And I insult your naive innocence
I see you trying to save the whales, the dolphins, the oceans And I angrily label you a bleeding...
Soon Einstein will destroy our way of life,...
We live in the age of public shaming.
Old tweets get placed out of context. Old jokes get placed out of context.
There’s also deep dark histories. Old tweets come back to haunt you. People have been caught using the n word. The c word. The b word. The a...
A joint survey sponsored by Fox News and Russian Newspaper Rossiyskaya Gazeta turned out to be the statistical jackpot of the century.
“We were actually researching the best places to build a new Trump hotel,” said survey lead, Dmitry Novosti. “We were analyzing peoples’ train preferences, because our...
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