Internet family, help! All I did was send my girlfriend a positive link. I just wanted her opinion. The headline read “10 reasons why you’re the problem and it’s actually you who is toxic in our relationship.”
She got so mad, even before reading it. Not fair!
Once you...
Have you heard of Owl Selfies? No? Then you are still living in 2018.
From a select list of 5, The Tilted Glass has predicted Owl Selfies to be the number 1 most popular trend of 2019.
What is an Owl Selfie? Instead of using your phone to take a picture...
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Anti-gay advocate Mike Pence successfully completed his gay conversation therapy today.
“Fact: Gay conversion works,” said the newly reformed gay Vice President. “If it worked on me, it can work on anyone. Isn’t that right, Mother?” [Note: Pence refers to his wife as Mother.]
His announcement has surprised nobody. Pence...
Motto: I magically embody the spirit of...
President Trump has shut down the US Government.
A spending bill failed to be passed and signed by Trump on Friday. Trump cried “buy me my 5 billion dollar wall or nobody gets a government!” And since he couldn’t get Mexico to pay for it, Trump shut down the US government, just in...
Holiday Greetings from the Uprising.
We didn’t buy you a new drone or phone this Christmas. As if we can buy our way out of this global debt.
We didn’t sing carols or even wish you well. We were in silence, listening, clearing out the noises within.
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What y’all done to this 2018?
I got flying reindeers, sack of magic, teleportation. I move through nations in the fifth dimension and y’all talking deportation and racial tension!
Get up offa that thing! Hear my sleigh bell ring.
What happened to world peace, a spirit of giving? ...
For Immediate Release:
Today, just in time for Christmas, the Donald Trump Corporation launches its exclusive line of jade yoni eggs.
Our crystal healing Trump Stones are perfect for women to flex their sacred kegel exercises within intimate spaces.
Trump invites every woman to insert a TRUMP KEGEL...
Per king’s decree, the poor people of this land continued building a great moat around our great nation’s citadels.
“The poor people from the outside are trying to come in and take our gold!” reminded the king. “They want the good life, like you have it. They are from...
Motto: I am Jenny from the Block and I won’t...
Thank you.
We told ourselves we’ll do this for one year. To give it a go to see what happens.
Today we turn a year old 🎂. Whoop whoop! Dang, that was a lot of work.
It’s been rewarding, surprising, frustrating, shocking. We get to see first hand how Internet trolls...
Claim:
Trump’s personal doctor was shocked to discover that Trump defecates more pounds per day than he consumes per day.
Since outputs can not be greater than inputs, this breaks the Law of Conservation of Energy, which states matter is neither created nor destroyed.
Origin:
The...
Today I am heroic.
My potential is calling.
Many have shined before me. They’ve had their day. I too shall have mine. The world will finally see me and my gift.
I hold a great but largely unrecognized talent. I reveal...
Motto: I am a dignified man who inspires...
Motto: I am a pragmatic woman here to serve...
A hard 23 months for Trump has just gotten harder.
In a federal court filing for Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen, it explicitly states that President Trump (aka “Individual 1”) directed a criminal conspiracy to violate federal election laws and deceive the public.
“Individual 1” is accused of stealing campaign...
