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Monsanto Patents Air

by The Tilted Glass Ministry of Truth

Great News, Citizens!

Today our beloved Monsanto Company has patented air.  Our country's leader and master, the supremely ascended Donald Trump, has signed an executive order approving such measures.

Monsanto—maker of nutritious Roundup, protector of small farmer seed banks, recycler of toxic wastes...

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Trump Moves Harriet Tubman to 0.20 Bitcoin

The Trump administration averted a major scandal today.

Despite a 2016 announcement that legendary Underground Railroad conductor, Harriet Tubman, would be the new face of the $20 bill, the Trump administration has delayed the rollout of the new bills.  This leaves Andrew Jackson on the bill for the considerable future.

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