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Many have shined before me. They’ve had their day. I too shall have mine. The world will finally see me and my gift.
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A hard 23 months for Trump has just gotten harder.
In a federal court filing for Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen, it explicitly states that President Trump (aka “Individual 1”) directed a criminal conspiracy to violate federal election laws and deceive the public.
“Individual 1” is accused of stealing campaign...
Kanye West accidentally published, and quickly...
Next time you hear a friend talk chemtrails, correct them. They’re actually called kaletrails.
A recent study proves that chemtrails are real and its chemical agent is kale.
What is the chemtrail “conspiracy”?
To understand kaletrails, it helps first to have a basic understanding of chemtrails.
The chemtrail conspiracy is the belief...
On Tuesday December 5th, the United States of America observed a national day of mourning to honor former President George H.W. Bush, who recently died at the age 94.
Days of mourning are rare events called to recognize former commanders in chief.
In a bizarre move, Trump extended the day...
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The Cassandra Company releases its new VR for Students™ glasses.
With these headsets, the daily reality of a student’s day are altered back to 60s and 70s.
Tuition too high? Can’t afford a home? Turn back the clock. Now you can afford everything working just one job.
Engineers...
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Come on over to the The Tilted Glass Factory and learn how Internet Content gets made.
These rare glimpses show how the magic gets built. Today we open our Willy Wonka gates for the first time and let you golden ticket winners in.
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Hi sweetie! It’s your Aunt Sally. When are you coming home? I don’t see why you had to move all the way out there to go do that silly dream of yours. Quite frankly we both know you don't have what it takes. Don't you think it's time to come back home? Your ex stopped over yesterday...
Why do people vote against their own interests? Such as health care, a clean environment, and basic human rights?
The response usually goes “I love freedom not socialism!”
And here socialism means a state run totalitarian dictatorship, such as the former Soviet Union, Venezuela, Cuba, or China.
But that is not socialism. Finland is...
It’s Cyber Monday. The end of your world. Apocalypse Now.
Cyber Monday is coming for your wife. And it shall win.
It’s asking her to spend… quality time!
It’s asking her to throw away… old patterns!
It’s asking her to look for sales… on technical literature!
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It’s Black Friday, folks. The US-born tradition of holiday sale consumerism that began the day after Thanksgiving. Black Friday is now so popular that it has spread around the world, even to countries where there is no Thanksgiving. Outside the US, companies promote Black Friday, Black Week, and even Black Month...