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Worst Vacation Ever

We never knew so many captions could exist in a family vacation photo.  What do you see?

You put us in these bubbles.  Then you just leave.

You burst my bubble.

It was fun for 10 minutes.

Can we have our phones back?

Mine is leaking!

I'd rather be a hamster.

I...

Art

Trump Reveals Mystery of His Big Suit

Former Reality TV Star, casino mogul, and Tsar of the United States of America, Donald Trump, sat down with The Tilted Glass today to reveal the mystery of his Big Suit.

For those of you who aren't fully in tune to men's fashion, Trump’s suits are oversized.  His knot is too...

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Blind Man Prefers Non-Braille Bible

It’s so silent…

“My preferred holy tome is a non-braille Bible,” said Mark Rodgers, a 54-year old blind man from Spokane.  “I love how smooth and silent its message is.  I read page after page and enter the truth of the great nothing.  John 3:16 y'all.”

Mark was born blind. ...

Religion

Report: Jehovah Considering Another Biblical Flood

Today in Heaven, reports from high ranking Seraphim are coming down the line that  it that the Lord God—YHWH, Elohim, El-Shaddai, Adonai, Jehovah—is considering a second flood.

“Y'all aren't changing yourselves,” Jehovah is rumored to have mused.  “Racism, misogyny, animal abuse, environmental destruction, overpopulation, unchecked capitalism, consumerism, technocracy, religious fundamentalism, and...

Culture

Noam Chomsky Accepts Condom Snorting Challenge

Noam Chomsky, the 89-year old “father of modern linguistics,” historian, social critic, and political activist, has accepted the Condom Snorting challenge today.

Chomsky is self-described as a libertarian socialist, a sympathizer of anarcho-syndicalism, and is considered to be a key intellectual figure within the left-wing of US politics.

When accepting...

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