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Hi sweetie! It’s your Aunt Sally. When are you coming home? I don’t see why you had to move all the way out there to go do that silly dream of yours. Quite frankly we both know you don't have what it takes. Don't you think it's time to come back home? Your ex stopped over yesterday...
Why do people vote against their own interests? Such as health care, a clean environment, and basic human rights?
The response usually goes “I love freedom not socialism!”
And here socialism means a state run totalitarian dictatorship, such as the former Soviet Union, Venezuela, Cuba, or China.
But that is not socialism. Finland is...
It’s Cyber Monday. The end of your world. Apocalypse Now.
Cyber Monday is coming for your wife. And it shall win.
It’s asking her to spend… quality time!
It’s asking her to throw away… old patterns!
It’s asking her to look for sales… on technical literature!
Wait! What? What...
It’s Black Friday, folks. The US-born tradition of holiday sale consumerism that began the day after Thanksgiving. Black Friday is now so popular that it has spread around the world, even to countries where there is no Thanksgiving. Outside the US, companies promote Black Friday, Black Week, and even Black Month...
A beloved white house horse suddenly died today, just a few moments after this photo was taken.
How did such a healthy young horse suddenly pass? It’s a sad mystery indeed.
According to vets, the most common cause of sudden death in horses is a ruptured heart. Perhaps it had an aneurysm in its aorta...
Ivanka Trump was caught using personal emails for government purposes today.
At first the situation appeared to be hypocritical. Her father campaigned on the platform that Hillary Clinton used personal emails for government work—and because of this, Clinton must be locked up.
But when Ivanka does the exact same thing, it’s: “oh...
I didn’t stop the fire, by Donald Trump.
Today I step over scorched California. I rise above its ashes.
When Robert Oppenheimer witnessed the vast magnificence of the first atomic bomb, he was struck by a line in the Bhagavad Gita: “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”
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Greetings. I am Fortuna, the goddess from Rome. I stir your deepest fears and desires.
Behold my cornucopia! I offer you good luck… and bad. At times you will see me as veiled, like Lady Justice—but unlike Justitia, I carry no level balance on my arm.
You may be thinking...
This Business Is About to Blow Up Nobody...