The Fate Button
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Inspired
...against our time’s great destroyers. Let's...
Science & Health
Hark! Greetings to you, my friend, in this time of the dictatorship of mechanical devices! You, like me, surely remember the days of yesteryear, before this town installed its great clock tower with its...
The Fate Button
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Culture
Science & Health
A successful healthy relationship takes work, but not the stressful kind you might think. We asked the birds flying between the desiccated winter tree branches that grow out of you and your partners' opened skulls...
Politics
Art
Art
My name is Igor Stravinsky. In 1913 I debuted The Rite of Spring. It was at the Théâtre des Champs-Elysées in Paris... My dancers dressed in whimsical costumes, performing odd and violent moves,...
Politics
Hint: It's Not the Black Guy
Inspired
Lately I’ve been feeling victorious! I feel in control of my life. I used to always be busy hurrying—now I have all the time in the world! What’s my secret? Perhaps it's because I can see things from...
Inspired
Politics
“This statue is Un-American,” screams Todd Sayers at a local Taco Bell. “The statue was a gift from France to indoctrinate us with their lies. Send her back! You just lost your visa, Lady...
Politics
In a private talk with buddies today, President Trump was overheard as saying “If I could have one super power, it would be x-ray vision. Can you imagine? Mmm all these sweet ladies everywhere. I'm...
Science & Health
NASA has announced its next space shuttle mission. “We're sending our resident aliens to invade Earth,” said NASA spokesperson, Gary Jupiter. “Mostly they'll come, hover ominously for a few days, blot out the...
Science & Health
How I Yearn for the Machines of the Future to Come! The steam engine. The spinning jenny. The cotton gin. The telegraph. The sewing machine! Bring me your steel and dynamite and vaccines,...
Inspired
Look around you. Do you see everyone around you?...
Nature
What a beautiful elephant. Don’t you think? Did you know elephants are the only mammal that can’t jump? They purr like cats do. Elephants love water. They use their trunk to breathe like a snorkel....
Nature
Inspired
YOU ARE WEAK. YOU HAVE NO DISCIPLINE! You damn weaklings! And all your strutting about how you want to ebb and flow and bend with the wind with the supple grace of a twirling ballerina. DO YOU KNOW...
Science & Health
Inspired
This simple article determines your true sexuality. Are You Gay or Are You Irrational? Studies have shown that you are born to be either gay or irrational. This is not a choice. This is an honoring of that path...
