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Kanye West and Ted Nugent Begin US Tour

Well this just dills my pickle.  America’s two most beloved musical acts are joining forces!

They’re kickin’ off a ten-year long tour this very weekend over in Charlottesville.  Come on down!  You won’t wanna miss.  What better way to spend time with the family than by boot scootin’ along with...

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Here’s a story for you…

The banks give you debt so you can make them rich

The government gives you taxes so you can make them rich

Employers give you salary so you can make them rich

You get trapped in a lifestyle of debt as you make other people...

US Celebrates Columbus Day by Building Giant Wall

The President of the United States, Chief “Setting Sun” Trump, celebrated Columbus Day today by building a giant wall.

“You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are,” said Chief Setting Sun.  “These aren’t people. These are animals.”

Columbus has been trying to sneak into America illegally.  On his first attempt by raft...

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