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Other people make me tense!

OMG, here comes another one now!

I see you approach with moving eye.  I shake your hand with a funny grip.  I say hi as I hold my breath in my chest.

I want to get out of this conversation.  I make ill-timed jokes.  Flight and fight. 

I awkwardly search for conversation to ensure no awkward...

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When Facebook Deletes Itself…

Facebook deleted Facebook today in a parallel universe.

It was a headline that many people wanted to share on Facebook, but couldn’t, since there was no more Facebook.

“Let’s bring the world closer together,” has been the motto of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg since its inception.  And with its deletion in...

Yoga Teacher Believes He’s God

From the diary of Mark Johnson, yoga teacher:

My students love me.  In fact, they are my disciples.

I’ve studied 200 hours in a Bali teacher training to learn the ancient lineage of Power Yoga.  Yet my poses are timeless.

The people who come to my class look up to...

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