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Trump Moves Harriet Tubman to 0.20 Bitcoin

The Trump administration averted a major scandal today.

Despite a 2016 announcement that legendary Underground Railroad conductor, Harriet Tubman, would be the new face of the $20 bill, the Trump administration has delayed the rollout of the new bills.  This leaves Andrew Jackson on the bill for the considerable future.

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Worst Vacation Ever

We never knew so many captions could exist in a family vacation photo.  What do you see?

You put us in these bubbles.  Then you just leave.

You burst my bubble.

It was fun for 10 minutes.

Can we have our phones back?

Mine is leaking!

I'd rather be a hamster.

I...

Trump Reveals Mystery of His Big Suit

Former Reality TV Star, casino mogul, and Tsar of the United States of America, Donald Trump, sat down with The Tilted Glass today to reveal the mystery of his Big Suit.

For those of you who aren't fully in tune to men's fashion, Trump’s suits are oversized.  His knot is too...

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