you’ve come upon a rare “forest meme”...
November Rain, by Donald Trump
When I was a child, I watched children play in the rain. Up in my tower, above the clouds, how the other children played as if rain was a blessing.
Then I turned from my tower window, back to my television. I watched shows...
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And you can't take that away from me! Spoon...
Rapunzel let down your wig.
Do you know about the Man at Trump Tower?
His name is not Don Quixote. Nor is it Frodo Baggins. Nor is it Sisyphus nor Achilles. Although you may be inclined to think so.
He is Dr. Tom LeClair. A retired Professor Emeritus of literature...
This breaks our heart again. Thousand Oaks, CA...
Norm Macdonald once said "The perfect joke...
The US midterm elections have been an act of carnage. Divisive politics. Nazis. Racists. Caravan invasions. Rapists. Guns out. Big Jesus. Relations between friends and families have been torn.
It lacked any semblance of decency… or truth really. Sometimes it felt like it was all just spin to reflect the...
Top of the day to you, sage readers!
We are back with a special election day letter from one of our least popular authors: Mr. Duncan Haywood-Petticoat Esq.!
As many of you know, our former colonies on the other side of Drake’s great sea are having a bit of the...
Men looking at materials printed out by a group...
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You can turn back time but you can’t turn back...
The Russian military have been invited to serve as a third-party international monitor to the United States democratic process.
“Americans demand free and fair elections!” said Donald Trump in a recent tweet. “So I’ve invited unbiased international election monitors to supervise our democratic process. No fake votes!”
On Friday...
This is my Halloween hangover. My Halloween walk of shame.
My girlfriends and I dressed as a coven of sexy witches. Our group was the toast of town. We put a lot into our costumes. Spirits were riding high on the hope of a beautiful night.
Then I danced...
For Halloween this year, I decided to go as someone amazing. It can feel scary, yet not as creepy as it may seem.
Rain for a thirsty world. I came in from outside where I felt the rain patter upon my costume.
My costume fills the room with a refreshing scent. ...
Serious question time.
The following is an excerpt Trump gave at a rally last night.
COLUMBUS, OH. Friends. There is a new kind of terrorism. The liberals are all in on it. The fake news is in on it. There are reports that it has infiltrated our military, our banks, our automobiles, even our...