Well this just dills my pickle. America’s two most beloved musical acts are joining forces!
They’re kickin’ off a ten-year long tour this very weekend over in Charlottesville. Come on down! You won’t wanna miss. What better way to spend time with the family than by boot scootin’ along with...
Here’s a story for you…
The banks give you debt so you can make them rich
The government gives you taxes so you can make them rich
Employers give you salary so you can make them rich
You get trapped in a lifestyle of debt as you make other people...
You’ll have to take it from my cold, dead...
The President of the United States, Chief “Setting Sun” Trump, celebrated Columbus Day today by building a giant wall.
“You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are,” said Chief Setting Sun. “These aren’t people. These are animals.”
Columbus has been trying to sneak into America illegally. On his first attempt by raft...
I’m done playing that ol’ tune, sucka!
JERUSALEM - Jesus Christ, of Nazareth, the son of David, the son of Abraham, threw out the Snickers dealers from the Temple today.
“Cacao is a sacred medicine,” screamed Jesus as He disrupted a transaction with the Americans. “You come from the New World, yet your industrial sugar chocolate blasphemises indigenous cacao...
Did you get the National Alert? THIS IS the...
Crazy Rich Asians is a Cinderella romantic comedy between two people of different classes. Based of Kevin Kwan's 2013 comedic novel, it has become the top-grossing romantic comedy in 10 years. It is certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes with a whopping 92%. Its budget of $30 million has now grossed over...
BLOOMINGTON, IL - Katy Sparksburg took a walk in the old grove this weekend.
Suddenly, in her own words, “I felt a powerful brilliance. An unimaginable calmness in the present. A crack in the forest fabric opened, just for me, layered as an added dimension atop our day-to-day 3D. Not forced, no, I...
Perhaps this country truly is going to hell.
President Trump signed an executive order today removing “In God We Trust” from fiat currencies.
“In God We Trust was only added recently,” says US Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. “In 1956, Eisenhower put God on our money as a response to...
Liars! I only went doodle-bopping with blow...
Trump's marketing strategy is to brand Trump as "always winning." And anybody The Donald doesn't like are considered losers.
Trump supporters then attach their own personal worth with Trump's simplistic brand... aka, "I voted for Trump so that makes me a winner too." I am still surprised there are people out there who attach their identities...
