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“My preferred holy tome is a non-braille Bible,” said Mark Rodgers, a 54-year old blind man from Spokane. “I love how smooth and silent its message is. I read page after page and enter the truth of the great nothing. John 3:16 y'all.”
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Today a vegetarian committed a homicidal massacre against a family of raw carrots.
“I picked them myself from my organic garden,” said Jane Tiller, 33, from Ashland Oregon, with pride. “I love picking vegetables from my garden.”
She feels proud for her bloodshed.
You see, Jane didn’t eat an apple or an...
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Area man Luke Trailblazer has been getting really into Joseph Campbell lately, especially the Hero’s Journey.
“I actually received a spiritual calling," said Luke Trailblazer. "I am supposed to leave my job, wife, and all my obligations. For some reason, I must hike the Pacific Crest Trail! All the way from from Mexico...
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Because our readers are known for your abilities to fly past enemies within, outside, above, and below... through the chemtrails and into blue skies where government media mind control radiations are...
In what is being decried as a waste of taxpayer money, new documents were revealed today showing Trump’s mandate to install all White House bathrooms with golden showers.
Trump, known to have a bit of a fetish for all things gold, reportedly has a hard time cleaning himself off, unless...
We here at The Tilted Glass mix satire with the serious. But to be clear, in this article, we directly and unequivocally call out Wild Wild Country for being a piece of garbage propaganda, one that grossly skips over well-documented facts regarding rape within the the cult of Osho and...
Today in Heaven, reports from high ranking Seraphim are coming down the line that it that the Lord God—YHWH, Elohim, El-Shaddai, Adonai, Jehovah—is considering a second flood.
“Y'all aren't changing yourselves,” Jehovah is rumored to have mused. “Racism, misogyny, animal abuse, environmental destruction, overpopulation, unchecked capitalism, consumerism, technocracy, religious fundamentalism, and...
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It’s not easy being a white male artist these days. We are in midst of a great movement of gender and people of color representing themselves with their own perspective.
Non-white-male voices are increasingly being heard and changing the dominant paradigm of white washing that's happened to history, spirituality, and the arts.
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Noam Chomsky, the 89-year old “father of modern linguistics,” historian, social critic, and political activist, has accepted the Condom Snorting challenge today.
Chomsky is self-described as a libertarian socialist, a sympathizer of anarcho-syndicalism, and is considered to be a key intellectual figure within the left-wing of US politics.
When accepting...
Homo Sapiens, Latin for "wise man”, has been behaving pretty stupidly as of late, driving itself to the brink of extinction.
With numbers approaching 8 billion, it can be difficult to believe that this species qualifies as endangered. Who are they? What do we know about the situation?
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Hollywood rock n’ roller, Ted Nugent, is no stranger to controversy. He has been accused of having sex with a 12-year-old, written a song called Jailbait about gang-raping a 13-year-old, and also adopted a 17-year-old to have sex with her.
Well this weekend Ted has turned his gaze once again to...