This is my Halloween hangover. My Halloween walk of shame.
My girlfriends and I dressed as a coven of sexy witches. Our group was the toast of town. We put a lot into our costumes. Spirits were riding high on the hope of a beautiful night.
Then I danced...
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For Halloween this year, I decided to go as someone amazing. It can feel scary, yet not as creepy as it may seem.
Rain for a thirsty world. I came in from outside where I felt the rain patter upon my costume.
My costume fills the room with a refreshing scent. ...
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The following is an excerpt Trump gave at a rally last night.
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Mark Zuckerberg is a billionaire today.
“I found 2 bucks outside the gas station and thought 'Why not buy a ticket?'”
He didn’t even realize he won until his accountants called and said they’re going to have the jiggle the taxes a little differently this year.
What’s the 34-year...
"You know they have a word, it sort of became old-fashioned, it's called a nationalist," Trump said said at a campaign event at the Japanese Toyota Center in Houston.
Trump was there to rally voters to support Sen. Ted Cruz, a man who Trump called a "pathological liar." Trump famously...
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The Tilted Glass proudly introduces a blinding new addition to our striking team of staff columnists: Mr. Duncan Haywood-Petticoat Esq.
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