Well Windows ’95 took me until ’15, but thanks to Clippy I am here now officially a PowerPoint master! Yes!
You’d think I’d be happy, right? But NOOOOO I was walking to the payphone this morning to call my grandson, when I decided to buy the old New York...
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Mark Zuckerberg is a billionaire today.
“I found 2 bucks outside the gas station and thought 'Why not buy a ticket?'”
He didn’t even realize he won until his accountants called and said they’re going to have the jiggle the taxes a little differently this year.
What’s the 34-year...
"You know they have a word, it sort of became old-fashioned, it's called a nationalist," Trump said said at a campaign event at the Japanese Toyota Center in Houston.
Trump was there to rally voters to support Sen. Ted Cruz, a man who Trump called a "pathological liar." Trump famously...
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Who Said It? Hitler, Trump or Jesus? "If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed." Hitler Trump Jesus That one is typical Hitler. "I...
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The Tilted Glass proudly introduces a blinding new addition to our striking team of staff columnists: Mr. Duncan Haywood-Petticoat Esq.
Mr. Duncan Haywood-Petticoat Esq. hails from the former colonies on the other side of Drake’s great sea. He is a stand...
The National Rifle Association is officially a gay organization, says NRA president Oliver North, in the following prepared speech:
Friends, to those who know us, this will come as no surprise.
I love a man in a uniform. Just as much as the next man.
Are you aware of the...
Here's a longer quote: The highest as the lowest...
The Giving Tree feeling sadly conned after...
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Well this just dills my pickle. America’s two most beloved musical acts are joining forces!
They’re kickin’ off a ten-year long tour this very weekend over in Charlottesville. Come on down! You won’t wanna miss. What better way to spend time with the family than by boot scootin’ along with...
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The banks give you debt so you can make them rich
The government gives you taxes so you can make them rich
Employers give you salary so you can make them rich
You get trapped in a lifestyle of debt as you make other people...