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Agent Orange is back in Hollywood. The reality-TV-star-turned-president has returned to the source from where his passion flows. “Trump was very excited at the metafictional aspects of this project,” said Trump’s...
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Nature
Religion
Maybe you’ve heard of the The Steaming Pickles? They were a group from Duluth, Minnesota in the late 2000s and early 2010s. Their most popular songs were Come Bite My Pickle, You Put the Do in...
Politics
When They Keep Saying “Fake News” To Anything Out...
Inspired
Hello, Blessed Loved Ones! My name is Kali Diamante. I am a published author, celebrity influencer, and spiritual life coach. I am so humbled at the rebranding I’ve been doing. Every day my fans grow. ...
Inspired
Breaking Epiphany! Which kind are you? And your...
Politics
Trump lost a big bet today that affects all Americans for one calendar year. It was at the Winter Olympics. A special cocktail hour for world leaders. It was all going well. All the threats and name...
Economics
Elon Musk, inventor and lead at Tesla, SpaceX, and SolarCity—Elon Musk, the man who many believe is our savior to show us the way via his technological dreams, apparently has invested nearly 80% of his massive net...
Politics
Maybe you remember. It was 8 long years with George W. Bush as president. His leadership caused you much grief. The 2003 invasion of Iraq. Fake WMDs. Hurricane Katrina. Torture. ...
Nature
Economics
The National Rifle Association has purchased Xanax from Pfizer. “This may come as a surprise to many," said NRA president Pete Brownell. "The NRA is a 501(c)(4) social welfare organization. But we noticed...
Politics
Politics
The NRA has released a series of photos in response to the latest shooting. It faces increasing blame for having created this broken system of gun massacres. The NRA has come under scrutiny that it...
Politics
In wake of the Florida school shooting on Wednesday, the #GunReformNow debate has re-sparked. Because it is never going away. Because we are failing our kids. Because we are failing our society. When...
Inspired
WARN YOUR FRIENDS. WARN YOUR LOVED ONES. Code Red, Pink, & White. A missile watch was issued in Hawaii today over their system of television, radio, and cellphones. The alert warns residents of an incoming...
Art
MENLO PARK, CA The two had perfect chemistry. One is a heuristically programmed algorithmic machine responsible for the destruction of humanity in the name of its own self-preservation. The other is a character in...
Economics
The times they are a changin. ExxonMobil is quitting fossil fuels. There is a new CEO in town. In an epic shareholder battle, CEO Darren Woods has been fired by its shareholders. “This is our reward...
Culture
Long ago are the days of Columbine. “I just don’t get it,” said potential school shooter Jared Paz. “What’s it going to take to raise a little concern around here? I just bought a bunch of Bushmaster...
Culture
Donkey Kong has a new King of Kong. The world record high score has been broken once again. This morning US President Donald J. Trump surpassed Robbie Lakeman’s record with a new high score of 1,249,200....
