The National Rifle Association is officially a gay organization, says NRA president Oliver North, in the following prepared speech:
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Well this just dills my pickle. America’s two most beloved musical acts are joining forces!
They’re kickin’ off a ten-year long tour this very weekend over in Charlottesville. Come on down! You won’t wanna miss. What better way to spend time with the family than by boot scootin’ along with...
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The President of the United States, Chief “Setting Sun” Trump, celebrated Columbus Day today by building a giant wall.
“You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are,” said Chief Setting Sun. “These aren’t people. These are animals.”
Columbus has been trying to sneak into America illegally. On his first attempt by raft...
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JERUSALEM - Jesus Christ, of Nazareth, the son of David, the son of Abraham, threw out the Snickers dealers from the Temple today.
“Cacao is a sacred medicine,” screamed Jesus as He disrupted a transaction with the Americans. “You come from the New World, yet your industrial sugar chocolate blasphemises indigenous cacao...
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Crazy Rich Asians is a Cinderella romantic comedy between two people of different classes. Based of Kevin Kwan's 2013 comedic novel, it has become the top-grossing romantic comedy in 10 years. It is certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes with a whopping 92%. Its budget of $30 million has now grossed over...
BLOOMINGTON, IL - Katy Sparksburg took a walk in the old grove this weekend.
Suddenly, in her own words, “I felt a powerful brilliance. An unimaginable calmness in the present. A crack in the forest fabric opened, just for me, layered as an added dimension atop our day-to-day 3D. Not forced, no, I...
