by The Tilted Glass Ministry of Truth
Great News, Citizens!
Today our beloved Monsanto Company has patented air. Our country's leader and master, the supremely ascended Donald Trump, has signed an executive order approving such measures.
Monsanto—maker of nutritious Roundup, protector of small farmer seed banks, recycler of toxic wastes...
I’m sorry. So so sorry.
I love you. I bought you these flowers. You, yes you, make it all worthwhile for me.
Fresh roses really brighten up a room, don’t they? I wanted to brighten up your room. I wanted to brighten you. Will you let me brighten your body...
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The GOAT asks "Will you worship me now?" A...
It troubles your soul to see rich people everywhere online and on TV, since you are not rich.
But you are working so hard at your job. You may have even made it to a low 6 figure salary. But turns out it's not all that rich. You're still working hard to stay afloat. ...
Religion in the Workplace
The GOAT asks "Will you worship me?" Here are a...
The Boy Scouts of America doubled down on their mission to consume all boys and girls by announcing it will drop the “boy" from the name of "Boy Scouts" and just be called Scouts BSA, or Scouts.
Change has been coming quickly to the shrinking Boy Scouts organization, whose enrollment has...
by Elon Musk, magician
Did you forget? I’m magic. You’re living in the 3D world. Don’t you want to experience higher dimensions?
Your boring bonehead questions are not cool. Your questions are so dry. They’re killing me. They’re killing you actually, slowly, taking you outside of dazzle and into robotic...
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? #Practice
To many, May 1st is known as the Beltane, or May Day, the ancient European holiday falling halfway between spring equinox and summer solstice.
In most countries, May 1st is also known as International Labor Day, or International Workers' Day. A celebration of laborers and the working class.
May 1st...
The coin is now one. Heads and tails have...
It’s been a tough term for the Trump administration.
The USA remains embroiled in wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and the Mexican Drug War. Each day the news seems to be more of the same, with no promise of peace in sight. It’s as if the global powers want to...
The transatlantic slave trade kidnapped between 10 million and 12 million Africans across the Atlantic Ocean to the Americas from the 16th to the 19th century.
Today, in the year of our lord 1623, Kanye West interrupted one of the ships to speak to the traders.
“Imma let you finish,” began...
We all can smell you.
The Trump administration averted a major scandal today.
Despite a 2016 announcement that legendary Underground Railroad conductor, Harriet Tubman, would be the new face of the $20 bill, the Trump administration has delayed the rollout of the new bills. This leaves Andrew Jackson on the bill for the considerable future.
Women...
In Photo: Armenians ordered by the...
The fear of opening yourself creates great...
