What a beautiful elephant. Don’t you think?
Did you know elephants are the only mammal that can’t jump?
They purr like cats do.
Elephants love water. They use their trunk to breathe like a snorkel.
Did you know an elephant’s skin is one inch...
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YOU ARE WEAK. YOU HAVE NO DISCIPLINE!
You damn weaklings! And all your strutting about how you want to ebb and flow and bend with the wind with the supple grace of a twirling ballerina.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A BALLERINA? No! You don’t! BALLERINAS ARE STRONG! They...
This simple article determines your true sexuality.
Are You Gay or Are You Irrational?
Studies have shown that you are born to be either gay or irrational. This is not a choice. This is an honoring of that path that is within you.
Make sense? If so, then you are...
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Death has entered the beauty business. The market has traditionally been dominated by Life.
“I’m taking a new angle on makeup,” said Death. “Traditionally the art of makeup has been to celebrate beauty and also to hide indicators of aging. Well I’m done hiding.”
The collection covers all the traditional...
Agent Orange is back in Hollywood.
The reality-TV-star-turned-president has returned to the source from where his passion flows.
“Trump was very excited at the metafictional aspects of this project,” said Trump’s agent Joseph Conrad. “As you know, in the original Apocalypse Now, director Francis Ford Coppola makes a cameo as a TV...
Maybe you’ve heard of the The Steaming Pickles? They were a group from Duluth, Minnesota in the late 2000s and early 2010s. Their most popular songs were Come Bite My Pickle, You Put the Do in Dill, and Open My Jar.
Sam Johnson formed the band in Middle School with his friends. He was their...
When They Keep Saying “Fake News” To Anything Out...
Hello, Blessed Loved Ones!
My name is Kali Diamante. I am a published author, celebrity influencer, and spiritual life coach.
I am so humbled at the rebranding I’ve been doing. Every day my fans grow. Every day our movement grows.
Would you like to learn the ancient secrets that my...
Breaking Epiphany! Which kind are you? And your...
Trump lost a big bet today that affects all Americans for one calendar year.
It was at the Winter Olympics. A special cocktail hour for world leaders. It was all going well. All the threats and name calling between countries that you see on the news were non-existent now. Just world leaders...
Elon Musk, inventor and lead at Tesla, SpaceX, and SolarCity—Elon Musk, the man who many believe is our savior to show us the way via his technological dreams, apparently has invested nearly 80% of his massive net worth in bunker technology over the years. Today, suddenly, he disappeared.
A coworker...
Maybe you remember. It was 8 long years with George W. Bush as president.
His leadership caused you much grief. The 2003 invasion of Iraq. Fake WMDs. Hurricane Katrina. Torture. The 9-11 terror memo. Mission Accomplished. Leaving the Kyoto protocol. Tax cuts for the wealthy. Insider contracts to...
The National Rifle Association has purchased Xanax from Pfizer.
“This may come as a surprise to many," said NRA president Pete Brownell. "The NRA is a 501(c)(4) social welfare organization. But we noticed great synergy between our need to advocate guns getting the same rights as people, and also the need...
