The world celebrates Stephen Hawking’s final journey today, as he decided to enter a black hole.
Stephen Hawking, left this dimension at 76 years old, the same day as Albert Einstein's birthday, also known as Pi Day.
Diagnosed at the age of 21 with Lou Gehrig’s disease, Hawking was given...
Mattel has created a new Che Guevara™ Ken™ doll for their Barbie® Collection. Priced at only $29.99, Che makes a perfect boyfriend for the new Frida Kahlo™ Doll, also released this month for only $29.99.
According to Mattel:
Barbie® recognizes all male role models. The Inspiring Men™ Series pays tribute...
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Hark! Greetings to you, my friend, in this time of the dictatorship of mechanical devices!
You, like me, surely remember the days of yesteryear, before this town installed its great clock tower with its gears and escapements and its cacophonous bell ringing upon the hour.
We used to awake with the sun. Sleep...
A successful healthy relationship takes work, but not the stressful kind you might think.
We asked the birds flying between the desiccated winter tree branches that grow out of you and your partners' opened skulls for their top 5 tips to making a healthy and lasting relationship.
1. Have fun together
Life...
My name is Igor Stravinsky. In 1913 I debuted The Rite of Spring. It was at the Théâtre des Champs-Elysées in Paris...
My dancers dressed in whimsical costumes, performing odd and violent moves, choosing convulsive jerks over traditional graceful fluidity. My avant-garde pulsating rhythms came to define the height of modernism while telling a...
Hint: It's Not the Black Guy
Lately I’ve been feeling victorious! I feel in control of my life.
I used to always be busy hurrying—now I have all the time in the world!
What’s my secret?
Perhaps it's because I can see things from another angle.
Did you know that War is Peace? All you people fighting&hellip...
“This statue is Un-American,” screams Todd Sayers at a local Taco Bell. “The statue was a gift from France to indoctrinate us with their lies. Send her back! You just lost your visa, Lady Liberty. You're fired!”
Mr. Sayers has taken offense to the symbology of the statue, in particular its...
In a private talk with buddies today, President Trump was overheard as saying “If I could have one super power, it would be x-ray vision. Can you imagine? Mmm all these sweet ladies everywhere. I'm just a kid in a candy store. I’d pop so many tic-tacs.”
Many on the left were...
NASA has announced its next space shuttle mission.
“We're sending our resident aliens to invade Earth,” said NASA spokesperson, Gary Jupiter. “Mostly they'll come, hover ominously for a few days, blot out the sun, and scare people with threats of anihilation. Then whoosh disappear! It’s going to be sweet.”
The controversial move...
How I Yearn for the Machines of the Future to Come!
The steam engine. The spinning jenny. The cotton gin. The telegraph. The sewing machine!
Bring me your steel and dynamite and vaccines, electrically charged! I invite you, our coming robotic utopia!
Soon I will not have to plow my...
Look around you. Do you see everyone around you?...
What a beautiful elephant. Don’t you think?
Did you know elephants are the only mammal that can’t jump?
They purr like cats do.
Elephants love water. They use their trunk to breathe like a snorkel.
Did you know an elephant’s skin is one inch...
YOU ARE WEAK. YOU HAVE NO DISCIPLINE!
You damn weaklings! And all your strutting about how you want to ebb and flow and bend with the wind with the supple grace of a twirling ballerina.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A BALLERINA? No! You don’t! BALLERINAS ARE STRONG! They...
