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Top 15 Most Sexy Skeletons & 1 Ugly One

Our team of Orthopaedic judges have put together the top 15 most sexy sexiest skeletons for your enjoyment.  

And also the world's ugliest one.  

Behold now these amazing beauties guaranteed to tickle your sexy bone.

Sexy Number 15: relaxed, clean, confident - what's not to like?

Sexy Number 14: perfect bone structure + a...

NRA Comes Out as Gay

The National Rifle Association is officially a gay organization, says NRA president Oliver North, in the following prepared speech:

Friends, to those who know us, this will come as no surprise.

I love a man in a uniform.  Just as much as the next man.

Are you aware of the...

Kanye West and Ted Nugent Begin US Tour

Well this just dills my pickle.  America’s two most beloved musical acts are joining forces!

They’re kickin’ off a ten-year long tour this very weekend over in Charlottesville.  Come on down!  You won’t wanna miss.  What better way to spend time with the family than by boot scootin’ along with...

Here’s a story for you...

Here’s a story for you…

The banks give you debt so you can make them rich

The government gives you taxes so you can make them rich

Employers give you salary so you can make them rich

You get trapped in a lifestyle of debt as you make other people...

US Celebrates Columbus Day by Building Giant Wall

The President of the United States, Chief “Setting Sun” Trump, celebrated Columbus Day today by building a giant wall.

“You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are,” said Chief Setting Sun.  “These aren’t people. These are animals.”

Columbus has been trying to sneak into America illegally.  On his first attempt by raft...

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