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Donkey Kong has a new King of Kong. The world record high score has been broken once again. This morning US President Donald J....
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It seemed like such a good idea. Just a nice banquet of world leaders to celebrate the 2018 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony. What could go...
Economics
In a cost cutting move, Sesame Workshop today announced that the Monsanto Company (NYSE: MON) has become its corporate sponsor. Sesame Workshop...
Economics
Ram has created a hologram of the Prophet Muhammad to apologize for its Super Bowl ad. The Super Bowl ad proved controversial because...
Politics
A proton inside of a carbon element is having an existential crisis lately. “How?” muttered the distraught proton, who along with 5 others form a...
Nature
A mangrove along the Irrawaddy River in Myanmar is boasting 100,000 new saplings a day, thanks to drone technology. “I enjoy spreading my seed as...
Sports
Nick Foles was fired from the Philadelphia Eagles today after calling Tom Brady’s young daughter, Vivian, an “annoying little pissant” during an...
Politics
Entitled “The Last Straw Act,” the State of California has passed a bill to execute anyone caught using plastic straws. This law spans all...
Culture
Harvey Weinstein was recently banned from taking his colony of "emotional-support fire ants“ on board a Virgin Airlines flight. Virgin says this was...
Sports
[Updated May 2018 - Hawaii's Kilauea volcano] What I first saw an ad of a man golfing during a volcanic explosion, I was hooked. It...
Science & Health
Districts in Michigan, NE Ohio, the Bahamas, Saudi Arabia, & the Congo All Affected Hell has officially frozen over today. All schools are...
Politics
For Trump’s State of the Union speech today, he called “Miss America at least a 9, probably a 10. She gets turned on by freedom, which makes...
Art
Citing “please just shut up, all of you, there’s too much noise,” silence—the sound of sweet sweet silence—has won all the awards at the...
Sports
Roger Federer defeated Marin Čilić today in the Australian Open, winning his 20th grand slam cup. A legendary achievement for any athlete, especially...
Culture
The Maneki Neko—aka the Fortune Cat or Good Luck Cat—originated in Tokyo or Kyoto. The earliest records appear in a chronology...
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The world-renowned British theoretical physicist—known for his contributions to the fields of cosmology, general relativity,...
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In the Appalachian foothills lives the Elder Johanus, a zen master who has never seen a computer, nor has a bank account. He offers these 8...
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