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The NFL has a domestic violence problem. Its history of covering up or dismissing cases of NFL players beating and raping women has gone on for many years now.
Pushed to the edge and feeling unheard, the players’ wives and girlfriends have begun “taking a knee” whenever the NFL’s official...
Canton, Ohio — Jesus Christ of Nazareth was...
Flower Power, Bernie Boston, 1967. AR-10 Power,...
The Boy Scouts of America doubled down on their mission to consume all boys and girls by announcing it will drop the “boy" from the name of "Boy Scouts" and just be called Scouts BSA, or Scouts.
Change has been coming quickly to the shrinking Boy Scouts organization, whose enrollment has...
The transatlantic slave trade kidnapped between 10 million and 12 million Africans across the Atlantic Ocean to the Americas from the 16th to the 19th century.
Today, in the year of our lord 1623, Kanye West interrupted one of the ships to speak to the traders.
“Imma let you finish,” began...
Former Reality TV Star, casino mogul, and Tsar of the United States of America, Donald Trump, sat down with The Tilted Glass today to reveal the mystery of his Big Suit.
For those of you who aren't fully in tune to men's fashion, Trump’s suits are oversized. His knot is too...
It’s so silent…
“My preferred holy tome is a non-braille Bible,” said Mark Rodgers, a 54-year old blind man from Spokane. “I love how smooth and silent its message is. I read page after page and enter the truth of the great nothing. John 3:16 y'all.”
Mark was born blind. ...
If you’re thinking that, after countless sexual scandals, that Trump’s support will drop amongst Evangelical Christians, you’re wrong.
“We’re all sinners,” said Gertrude Ethylbayer, a 85-year old voter from Ohio. “But Trump is in a great position to do good.”
Many are baffled how this egotistical playboy, Hollywood reality TV star, and...
Today a Russian Internet troll has made a serious mistake.
“I blame Google translator,” said Andrei Mikhailov. “There was a small typo.”
Actually a pretty big typo. Because now our society has become divided into those who eat broccoli and those who do not. And the choice is political, a...
Mattel has created a new Che Guevara™ Ken™ doll for their Barbie® Collection. Priced at only $29.99, Che makes a perfect boyfriend for the new Frida Kahlo™ Doll, also released this month for only $29.99.
According to Mattel:
Barbie® recognizes all male role models. The Inspiring Men™ Series pays tribute...
YOU ARE WEAK. YOU HAVE NO DISCIPLINE!
You damn weaklings! And all your strutting about how you want to ebb and flow and bend with the wind with the supple grace of a twirling ballerina.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A BALLERINA? No! You don’t! BALLERINAS ARE STRONG! They...
#NationalSchoolWalkout #SchoolWalkout...
When They Keep Saying “Fake News” To Anything Out...
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My name is Kali Diamante. I am a published author, celebrity influencer, and spiritual life coach.
I am so humbled at the rebranding I’ve been doing. Every day my fans grow. Every day our movement grows.
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Long ago are the days of Columbine.
“I just don’t get it,” said potential school shooter Jared Paz. “What’s it going to take to raise a little concern around here? I just bought a bunch of Bushmaster semi-automatic rifles and asked pretty obvious questions about the best way to...
The Trump Administration has finally gotten Mexico to pay for the wall, in a sense. After failing to make a deal with Mexico, Trump reached out to Taco Bell to fund the wall.
As part of the condition for funding the 22 billion dollar project, Taco Bell will have exclusive...
Donald Trump is taking his words to the wrestling ring!
Donald Trump, president of the United States of America and self-proclaimed "Inter-Gender Wrestling Champion of the World,” offered a both $1,000 prize and lifetime supply of Trump Steaks to any woman who could pin him down.
“You women need to stay in the kitchen, stay in...