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Trump Reveals Mystery of His Big Suit

Apr 21, 2018

Former Reality TV Star, casino mogul, and Tsar of the United States of America, Donald Trump, sat down with The Tilted Glass today to reveal the mystery of his Big Suit.

For those of you who aren't fully in tune to men's fashion, Trump’s suits are oversized.  His knot is too small, his pants too baggy, the tie quite long, and the box shoulders are, well, boxy.

source: democratic underground

So why can’t this self-proclaimed billionaire afford to get his suit properly sized?

We interviewed Trump today.  As it turns out, the big suit is intentional!

Here's a few snippets from our interview:

"My presidency is like 60 Minutes on acid."

"One must never underestimate the power of a good hairdo.  I’d like to write a speech about hairdos.  Not about the people under ‘em.  Then the dos have a power by themselves."

"Why a big suit?  I like symmetry and geometric shapes.  I wanted my head to appear smaller.  And the easiest way to do that was to make my body bigger.  Because being a president is very physical.  And often the body understands it before the head."

"I try to write about small things.  Paper.  Animals.  A house.  Love is kind of big.  I have written a love song though.  In Trump Tower I sing it to a lamp."

"The better the speaker’s voice, the harder it is to believe what they’re saying.  So I use my faults to an advantage."

"I will do absolutely anything you say."

"I'll tell you later."

And now watch the interview itself:

The Tilted Glass