In what is being decried as a waste of taxpayer money, new documents were revealed today showing Trump’s mandate to install all White House bathrooms with golden showers.
Trump, known to have a bit of a fetish for all things gold, reportedly has a hard time cleaning himself off, unless...
We here at The Tilted Glass mix satire with the serious. But to be clear, in this article, we directly and unequivocally call out Wild Wild Country for being a piece of garbage propaganda, one that grossly skips over well-documented facts regarding rape within the the cult of Osho and...
Today in Heaven, reports from high ranking Seraphim are coming down the line that it that the Lord God—YHWH, Elohim, El-Shaddai, Adonai, Jehovah—is considering a second flood.
“Y'all aren't changing yourselves,” Jehovah is rumored to have mused. “Racism, misogyny, animal abuse, environmental destruction, overpopulation, unchecked capitalism, consumerism, technocracy, religious fundamentalism, and...
It’s not easy being a white male artist these days. We are in midst of a great movement of gender and people of color representing themselves with their own perspective.
Non-white-male voices are increasingly being heard and changing the dominant paradigm of white washing that's happened to history, spirituality, and the arts.
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Noam Chomsky, the 89-year old “father of modern linguistics,” historian, social critic, and political activist, has accepted the Condom Snorting challenge today.
Chomsky is self-described as a libertarian socialist, a sympathizer of anarcho-syndicalism, and is considered to be a key intellectual figure within the left-wing of US politics.
When accepting...
Homo Sapiens, Latin for "wise man”, has been behaving pretty stupidly as of late, driving itself to the brink of extinction.
With numbers approaching 8 billion, it can be difficult to believe that this species qualifies as endangered. Who are they? What do we know about the situation?
The Endangered...
FACT CHECK
Hollywood rock n’ roller, Ted Nugent, is no stranger to controversy. He has been accused of having sex with a 12-year-old, written a song called Jailbait about gang-raping a 13-year-old, and also adopted a 17-year-old to have sex with her.
Well this weekend Ted has turned his gaze once again to...
It's the next cult holiday classic.
The Custom Mary is a film whose plotline is “a young Latina in East Los Angeles meets an African-American Lowrider, and struggles to reconcile her faith and blossoming love affair while becoming dangerously involved in a religious attempt to clone Jesus.”
You heard it right. It seems...
The Easter Egg Roll is an annual White House tradition that attracts lucky children from all over the United States.
Last year's event featured an egg roll, egg hunt, music stage, reading nook, egg dyeing, cookie decorating, card-making for troops, an art wall, costumed characters (including the Easter Bunny...
If you’re thinking that, after countless sexual scandals, that Trump’s support will drop amongst Evangelical Christians, you’re wrong.
“We’re all sinners,” said Gertrude Ethylbayer, a 85-year old voter from Ohio. “But Trump is in a great position to do good.”
Many are baffled how this egotistical playboy, Hollywood reality TV star, and...
The company has rebranded itself after recent backlash over data privacy.
Companies and people have always changed their names to get a fresh start. In its early years, Backrub changed its named to the less sleazy Google. Guru Rajneesh changed his name to Osho after scandals in his free love...
I don’t like this!
It's creeping in at kind of an angle. Through the top of my head. Through the tips of my toes. All around me. Who is me? Where do I begin and end?
What do I do?
Somebody call the police. Somebody call a therapist. I...
Today a rather charming living being, sometimes referred to as a troll, held up an industrial metallic loudspeaker and screamed, at the highest level of volume, over and over, “You’re not listening!”
These words were in response to something the troll did not want to hear. For it was difficult...
The Trump administration seems to be in a state of chaos. Trump's scandals has become too numerous to keep track of. These include extramarital affairs and sex tapes with porn stars, accusations of criminal sexual misconduct, continual resignations from key staff, appointments of unqualified and controversial figures to strategic positions, illegal use of...
by Robert Corp, CEO of The Titled Glass
Look you fools. Today we are living under the bright spotlight. We are rightly concerned with Internet privacy. We are rightly concerned with corporations selling our intimate details, likes, dislikes, locations, behaviors, opinions, relationships, photos, videos, and all the rest of our sensitive...
Ostara, Eostre, my Anglo-Saxon goddess. You are dawn. In your name comes the word for east. Your celebration is the egg that hatched Easter.
Young woman, surrounded in light and blossoms, today light and dark have balanced. More light will begin to come. The days grow longer. The nights grow shorter.
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Today a Russian Internet troll has made a serious mistake.
“I blame Google translator,” said Andrei Mikhailov. “There was a small typo.”
Actually a pretty big typo. Because now our society has become divided into those who eat broccoli and those who do not. And the choice is political, a...
A man on a first Tinder date became filled with cynicism yesterday upon seeing an image of a perfectly happy couple.
Wally Cumberbum had met up with Maria Gonzalez. Their date was going really well. Wally had even moved to snuggling up next to Maria to look at her iPad...
The world celebrates Stephen Hawking’s final journey today, as he decided to enter a black hole.
Stephen Hawking, left this dimension at 76 years old, the same day as Albert Einstein's birthday, also known as Pi Day.
Diagnosed at the age of 21 with Lou Gehrig’s disease, Hawking was given...
Mattel has created a new Che Guevara™ Ken™ doll for their Barbie® Collection. Priced at only $29.99, Che makes a perfect boyfriend for the new Frida Kahlo™ Doll, also released this month for only $29.99.
According to Mattel:
Barbie® recognizes all male role models. The Inspiring Men™ Series pays tribute...