A new group of Christians want to ban the Bible.  They say “It just doesn’t represent our values anymore.”

The conference for aspiring big tent ministers started pretty normally this year.  Speakers preached, praised the lord, inspired hope and abundance.  Except for that one little thing at the end: The Bible was added...

The nation’s influencers are showing some skin to express how spiritual they are.

Concealing little to the eye, these heroic influencers spend days setting up candid snapshots of their #blessed lives.  It’s all to remind you of the essential purity of your heart and soul.

Their job is not...

JERUSALEM - Jesus Christ, of Nazareth, the son of David, the son of Abraham, threw out the Snickers dealers from the Temple today.

“Cacao is a sacred medicine,” screamed Jesus as He disrupted a transaction with the Americans.  “You come from the New World, yet your industrial sugar chocolate blasphemises indigenous cacao...

In a recent Helsinki press conference, President Trump sided with Putin over United States intelligence.  When many news outlets pointed out that this is actually treason, Trump quickly reversed his message and said that he actually meant the opposite of what he said.  That when he said “would” he meant to say “wouldn’t.”

From the diary of Mark Johnson, yoga teacher:

My students love me.  In fact, they are my disciples.

I’ve studied 200 hours in a Bali teacher training to learn the ancient lineage of Power Yoga.  Yet my poses are timeless.

The people who come to my class look up to...

“Shut up!” screamed John Johnson (46) to his nephew Liam (10).  “You don’t know what you’re talking about.”

John Johnson is a devout atheist.  And a proud one.  He joined Mensa when he was 30.  He teaches philosophy at Minnesota State Community College.  Every year gives a portion of his...

It’s so silent…

“My preferred holy tome is a non-braille Bible,” said Mark Rodgers, a 54-year old blind man from Spokane.  “I love how smooth and silent its message is.  I read page after page and enter the truth of the great nothing.  John 3:16 y'all.”

Mark was born blind. ...

Today in Heaven, reports from high ranking Seraphim are coming down the line that  it that the Lord God—YHWH, Elohim, El-Shaddai, Adonai, Jehovah—is considering a second flood.

“Y'all aren't changing yourselves,” Jehovah is rumored to have mused.  “Racism, misogyny, animal abuse, environmental destruction, overpopulation, unchecked capitalism, consumerism, technocracy, religious fundamentalism, and...

If you’re thinking that, after countless sexual scandals, that Trump’s support will drop amongst Evangelical Christians, you’re wrong.

“We’re all sinners,” said Gertrude Ethylbayer, a 85-year old voter from Ohio.  “But Trump is in a great position to do good.”

Many are baffled how this egotistical playboy, Hollywood reality TV star, and...

Ostara, Eostre, my Anglo-Saxon goddess.  You are dawn.  In your name comes the word for east.  Your celebration is the egg that hatched Easter.

Young woman, surrounded in light and blossoms, today light and dark have balanced. More light will begin to come.  The days grow longer.  The nights grow shorter.