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Blind Man Prefers Non-Braille Bible

It’s so silent…

“My preferred holy tome is a non-braille Bible,” said Mark Rodgers, a 54-year old blind man from Spokane.  “I love how smooth and silent its message is.  I read page after page and enter the truth of the great nothing.  John 3:16 y'all.”

Mark was born blind. ...

Report: Jehovah Considering Another Biblical Flood

Today in Heaven, reports from high ranking Seraphim are coming down the line that  it that the Lord God—YHWH, Elohim, El-Shaddai, Adonai, Jehovah—is considering a second flood.

“Y'all aren't changing yourselves,” Jehovah is rumored to have mused.  “Racism, misogyny, animal abuse, environmental destruction, overpopulation, unchecked capitalism, consumerism, technocracy, religious fundamentalism, and...

Scientology: Come See Our Feejee Mermaid!

The Church of Scientology wants to show you the remains of a real live mermaid!  Come one, come all.  Bring all your family.  Come see the great catch that has eluded many a fisherman through the ages: The remains of an exotic mermaid, caught in mystical Feejee Islands, far far away in the South...

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