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A-Hole Appears on White House Lawn

A-Hole suddenly appeared on the White House lawn today.  And it’s growing bigger. 

“We aren’t exactly sure how it got there,” said White House official lawnskeeper.  “It just seemed to appear out of nowhere.  I didn’t except this to happen for real.  And now that it’s here, it won’t leave.”

Due...

Flight MH370 found... on Google Mars!

Major developments today in missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.

Our staff aviation experts have found the plane.  And it is well outside the Indian Ocean search area.

“It’s on Mars,” said resident sleuth, Alex Shankman.  “Just west of the Eunostos canal.  Look for yourself.”

Sure enough, on Google Mars, on can see the...

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