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A-Hole Appears on White House Lawn

A-Hole suddenly appeared on the White House lawn today.  And it’s growing bigger. 

“We aren’t exactly sure how it got there,” said White House official lawnskeeper.  “It just seemed to appear out of nowhere.  I didn’t except this to happen for real.  And now that it’s here, it won’t leave.”


NRA Tweets After Texas with Hashtag #RoyalWedding

The tweet reads:

Who's watching the #RoyalWedding today? It's very exciting. Nothing much happening elsewhere. Or in the States or in Texas. Thank you Jesus we can watch the wedding today! Have you seen the guns the palace guards use? SA80s! Support Britain's #SecondAmmendment #NRA

The wedding promises to be a magical...

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