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Happy Mother's Day!

May 13, 2018

Maybe you don’t love your mom, Maybe you won't give her this great black widow for Mother’s Day.  But we implore you to try to remember a few things...

How she weaves the family together, like a black widow's thread.

How she always waits and listens, like a black widow lurching.

And what she did to dad, just like a black widow's heart.  I love you mom, you and your black widow heart.

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