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MOSCOW — President Vladimir Putin on Tuesday opened a $4 trillion bridge directly linking Russia to the White House.
Days ago, Putin, wearing tough guy jeans and a jacket, stood on the Russian end of the four-lane bridge with Arkady Rotenberg, the bridge's architect and Putin's former judo partner.
Putin then hopped into...
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Major developments today in missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.
Our staff aviation experts have found the plane. And it is well outside the Indian Ocean search area.
“It’s on Mars,” said resident sleuth, Alex Shankman. “Just west of the Eunostos canal. Look for yourself.”
Sure enough, on Google Mars, on can see the...
Some uplifting news today. The gray squirrel is off the endangered species list!
For many years, US conservationists couldn’t get enough of this cute grey squirrel.
“You may think they gray squirrel is everywhere,” said U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service acting director Jim Kurth, “but its very cuteness is what...
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by The Tilted Glass Ministry of Truth
Great News, Citizens!
Today our beloved Monsanto Company has patented air. Our country's leader and master, the supremely ascended Donald Trump, has signed an executive order approving such measures.
Monsanto—maker of nutritious Roundup, protector of small farmer seed banks, recycler of toxic wastes...
I’m sorry. So so sorry.
I love you. I bought you these flowers. You, yes you, make it all worthwhile for me.
Fresh roses really brighten up a room, don’t they? I wanted to brighten up your room. I wanted to brighten you. Will you let me brighten your body...
The GOAT asks "Will you worship me now?" A...
It troubles your soul to see rich people everywhere online and on TV, since you are not rich.
But you are working so hard at your job. You may have even made it to a low 6 figure salary. But turns out it's not all that rich. You're still working hard to stay afloat. ...
Religion in the Workplace
The GOAT asks "Will you worship me?" Here are a...
The Boy Scouts of America doubled down on their mission to consume all boys and girls by announcing it will drop the “boy" from the name of "Boy Scouts" and just be called Scouts BSA, or Scouts.
Change has been coming quickly to the shrinking Boy Scouts organization, whose enrollment has...
by Elon Musk, magician
Did you forget? I’m magic. You’re living in the 3D world. Don’t you want to experience higher dimensions?
Your boring bonehead questions are not cool. Your questions are so dry. They’re killing me. They’re killing you actually, slowly, taking you outside of dazzle and into robotic...
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? #Practice