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The Trump administration averted a major scandal today.
Despite a 2016 announcement that legendary Underground Railroad conductor, Harriet Tubman, would be the new face of the $20 bill, the Trump administration has delayed the rollout of the new bills. This leaves Andrew Jackson on the bill for the considerable future.
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The fear of opening yourself creates great...
We never knew so many captions could exist in a family vacation photo. What do you see?
You put us in these bubbles. Then you just leave.
You burst my bubble.
It was fun for 10 minutes.
Can we have our phones back?
Mine is leaking!
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Former Reality TV Star, casino mogul, and Tsar of the United States of America, Donald Trump, sat down with The Tilted Glass today to reveal the mystery of his Big Suit.
For those of you who aren't fully in tune to men's fashion, Trump’s suits are oversized. His knot is too...
Fans are dying to know what the new non-black...
It’s so silent…
“My preferred holy tome is a non-braille Bible,” said Mark Rodgers, a 54-year old blind man from Spokane. “I love how smooth and silent its message is. I read page after page and enter the truth of the great nothing. John 3:16 y'all.”
Mark was born blind. ...
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Today a vegetarian committed a homicidal massacre against a family of raw carrots.
“I picked them myself from my organic garden,” said Jane Tiller, 33, from Ashland Oregon, with pride. “I love picking vegetables from my garden.”
She feels proud for her bloodshed.
You see, Jane didn’t eat an apple or an...
Fallen Star. The root of suffering is...
Area man Luke Trailblazer has been getting really into Joseph Campbell lately, especially the Hero’s Journey.
“I actually received a spiritual calling," said Luke Trailblazer. "I am supposed to leave my job, wife, and all my obligations. For some reason, I must hike the Pacific Crest Trail! All the way from from Mexico...
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Because our readers are known for your abilities to fly past enemies within, outside, above, and below... through the chemtrails and into blue skies where government media mind control radiations are...
In what is being decried as a waste of taxpayer money, new documents were revealed today showing Trump’s mandate to install all White House bathrooms with golden showers.
Trump, known to have a bit of a fetish for all things gold, reportedly has a hard time cleaning himself off, unless...
We here at The Tilted Glass mix satire with the serious. But to be clear, in this article, we directly and unequivocally call out Wild Wild Country for being a piece of garbage propaganda, one that grossly skips over well-documented facts regarding rape within the the cult of Osho and...
Today in Heaven, reports from high ranking Seraphim are coming down the line that it that the Lord God—YHWH, Elohim, El-Shaddai, Adonai, Jehovah—is considering a second flood.
“Y'all aren't changing yourselves,” Jehovah is rumored to have mused. “Racism, misogyny, animal abuse, environmental destruction, overpopulation, unchecked capitalism, consumerism, technocracy, religious fundamentalism, and...
There's no indication she will be letting up any...
It’s not easy being a white male artist these days. We are in midst of a great movement of gender and people of color representing themselves with their own perspective.
Non-white-male voices are increasingly being heard and changing the dominant paradigm of white washing that's happened to history, spirituality, and the arts.
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