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I don’t like this!
It's creeping in at kind of an angle. Through the top of my head. Through the tips of my toes. All around me. Who is me? Where do I begin and end?
What do I do?
Somebody call the police. Somebody call a therapist. I...
Today a rather charming living being, sometimes referred to as a troll, held up an industrial metallic loudspeaker and screamed, at the highest level of volume, over and over, “You’re not listening!”
These words were in response to something the troll did not want to hear. For it was difficult...
#environment #sustainability #noise
The Trump administration seems to be in a state of chaos. Trump's scandals has become too numerous to keep track of. These include extramarital affairs and sex tapes with porn stars, accusations of criminal sexual misconduct, continual resignations from key staff, appointments of unqualified and controversial figures to strategic positions, illegal use of...
Tonight We Tilt The Glass
by Robert Corp, CEO of The Titled Glass
Look you fools. Today we are living under the bright spotlight. We are rightly concerned with Internet privacy. We are rightly concerned with corporations selling our intimate details, likes, dislikes, locations, behaviors, opinions, relationships, photos, videos, and all the rest of our sensitive...
April is the cruellest month, breeding Lilacs...
Ostara, Eostre, my Anglo-Saxon goddess. You are dawn. In your name comes the word for east. Your celebration is the egg that hatched Easter.
Young woman, surrounded in light and blossoms, today light and dark have balanced. More light will begin to come. The days grow longer. The nights grow shorter.
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We have collected top 10 sexiest rocks together in one place, including one ugly one.
Although beauty is in the eye of the beholder, in this case you will all agree upon our findings.
Sexy Number 10: Spherical stone on green moss. Here we illustrate the proverb “A rolling stone gathers no moss.”
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Today a Russian Internet troll has made a serious mistake.
“I blame Google translator,” said Andrei Mikhailov. “There was a small typo.”
Actually a pretty big typo. Because now our society has become divided into those who eat broccoli and those who do not. And the choice is political, a...
A man on a first Tinder date became filled with cynicism yesterday upon seeing an image of a perfectly happy couple.
Wally Cumberbum had met up with Maria Gonzalez. Their date was going really well. Wally had even moved to snuggling up next to Maria to look at her iPad...
Imagine Victory Against Our Time's Great...
In response to the wave of mass shootings, today the NRA has released a list of 10 Tips to Stay Safe.
This 10 step plan will ensure as much safety as possible for a better America.
NRA: 10 Tips to Stay Safe
Outside is unlikely to be safe. Don't leave...