by Elon Musk, magician
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Your boring bonehead questions are not cool. Your questions are so dry. They’re killing me. They’re killing you actually, slowly, taking you outside of dazzle and into robotic...
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To many, May 1st is known as the Beltane, or May Day, the ancient European holiday falling halfway between spring equinox and summer solstice.
In most countries, May 1st is also known as International Labor Day, or International Workers' Day. A celebration of laborers and the working class.
May 1st...
The coin is now one. Heads and tails have...
It’s been a tough term for the Trump administration.
The USA remains embroiled in wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and the Mexican Drug War. Each day the news seems to be more of the same, with no promise of peace in sight. It’s as if the global powers want to...
The transatlantic slave trade kidnapped between 10 million and 12 million Africans across the Atlantic Ocean to the Americas from the 16th to the 19th century.
Today, in the year of our lord 1623, Kanye West interrupted one of the ships to speak to the traders.
“Imma let you finish,” began...
We all can smell you.
The Trump administration averted a major scandal today.
Despite a 2016 announcement that legendary Underground Railroad conductor, Harriet Tubman, would be the new face of the $20 bill, the Trump administration has delayed the rollout of the new bills. This leaves Andrew Jackson on the bill for the considerable future.
Women...
In Photo: Armenians ordered by the...
The fear of opening yourself creates great...
We never knew so many captions could exist in a family vacation photo. What do you see?
You put us in these bubbles. Then you just leave.
You burst my bubble.
It was fun for 10 minutes.
Can we have our phones back?
Mine is leaking!
I'd rather be a hamster.
I...
Former Reality TV Star, casino mogul, and Tsar of the United States of America, Donald Trump, sat down with The Tilted Glass today to reveal the mystery of his Big Suit.
For those of you who aren't fully in tune to men's fashion, Trump’s suits are oversized. His knot is too...
Fans are dying to know what the new non-black...
It’s so silent…
“My preferred holy tome is a non-braille Bible,” said Mark Rodgers, a 54-year old blind man from Spokane. “I love how smooth and silent its message is. I read page after page and enter the truth of the great nothing. John 3:16 y'all.”
Mark was born blind. ...
You Got This Let's Do This Chop That Wood...
Today a vegetarian committed a homicidal massacre against a family of raw carrots.
“I picked them myself from my organic garden,” said Jane Tiller, 33, from Ashland Oregon, with pride. “I love picking vegetables from my garden.”
She feels proud for her bloodshed.
You see, Jane didn’t eat an apple or an...
Fallen Star. The root of suffering is...
Area man Luke Trailblazer has been getting really into Joseph Campbell lately, especially the Hero’s Journey.
“I actually received a spiritual calling," said Luke Trailblazer. "I am supposed to leave my job, wife, and all my obligations. For some reason, I must hike the Pacific Crest Trail! All the way from from Mexico...
