Because our fans are the best... a little gift for you.
Like the Moray Eel, we sent our finest camera crew out to capture this exquisite animal.
Then we sent a team of the best wardrobe and makeup crew to style the goat in shades.
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LeBron James is making more history by announcing his retirement from Two-Handed Basketball.
This season James is averaging 28.1 points, 8.1 rebounds, and 9.1 assists. All while shooting 56.5% from the field and 40.6% from the three. But even that is not enough.
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Want to be real? We have taken this question from the unique angle of our own truth. We have taken this question to heart. Here now are 9 tilted steps to finally being real.
1) Be in a constant state of failure
If you are not constantly failing, you...
The Earth has been spared a catastrophe!
Hostile aliens traveling from the Pleiades cluster with the intent to destroy Earth and devour all of our resources, have arrived to find our home "pretty much tapped out."
We are very disappointed to say the least. It took us 130 parsecs to get here. ...
War is over. Peace is now! It has happened.
Donald Trump has declared world peace. Just in time for Christmas, he signed a new executive order that immediately re-purposes all military personal and war machines.
Executive order number #655321, referred internally as “North Pole #1,” includes the following:
Soldiers to...
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Cupid has arrived this Christmas season!
The Tilted Glass brings to you a collection of these stunning timbers.
"Truth exists for the wise, beauty for the feeling heart."Friedrich SchillerAnd how our heart beats! To see nature as intended. Au naturel.
Obviously we cover up a little, to leave room...
He's Got Medals! BitBowie is here. A new cryptocurrency has arrived and it is top of the pops.
The Cygnet Committee has announced it just might sell the world with this latest coin. About the width of a circle, surely it marks a new set of changes to come in how we...
by Gary Buho, Former Park Ranger
The greatest threat to society is not Trump. It's not Obama, nor Buddhist meditation, nor nuclear weapons, nor global warming, nor health food, nor terrorists, nor video games, nor gays, nor fascists, nor human rights violations. Yes, these are all awful things... but no, they are not the greatest threat...
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I just saw the most beautiful thing. Oh my. It was... you need to see it.
It changed my life.
I was minding my own business not even paying attention really and then suddenly as if time itself had nothing to do with anything there...
Below are 13 photos from artists who weave Eros into the Third Eye.
1) André Greppi, aka DRES13
With blind abandonment....
2) Al Margen
The selfie that shows....
3) Jean Francois Painchaud, aka Phazed.
The tiger's stripe...
With inward gaze...
And movement electric...
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Cows can actually go up to two months without food and several days without water (depending on dryness and heat levels). They spend 8 hours a day eating and can produce 70 pounts of milk
But how long can cows actually go?
We've asked our resident cow staffer for advice:
Well...
One of the best things about flying is the feeling I get when going up and down.
I used to work as an elevator operator for many years. And it was good, but over time I got bored. It just wasn't the same.
I realized that it's not just about going up and...
Who could blame me for falling so easily? This...
Donald Trump has resigned today as a result of the multiple sexual assault allegations.
"I'm sorry that my actions have hurt so many. I'm sorry for being a bad role model for today's youth."*Donald TrumpThe latest in the wave of #MeToo casualties, his resignation comes as the latest fallout in...