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Death has entered the beauty business. The market has traditionally been dominated by Life.
“I’m taking a new angle on makeup,” said Death. “Traditionally the art of makeup has been to celebrate beauty and also to hide indicators of aging. Well I’m done hiding.”
The collection covers all the traditional...
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Agent Orange is back in Hollywood.
The reality-TV-star-turned-president has returned to the source from where his passion flows.
“Trump was very excited at the metafictional aspects of this project,” said Trump’s agent Joseph Conrad. “As you know, in the original Apocalypse Now, director Francis Ford Coppola makes a cameo as a TV...
Maybe you’ve heard of the The Steaming Pickles? They were a group from Duluth, Minnesota in the late 2000s and early 2010s. Their most popular songs were Come Bite My Pickle, You Put the Do in Dill, and Open My Jar.
Sam Johnson formed the band in Middle School with his friends. He was their...
When They Keep Saying “Fake News” To Anything Out...
Hello, Blessed Loved Ones!
My name is Kali Diamante. I am a published author, celebrity influencer, and spiritual life coach.
I am so humbled at the rebranding I’ve been doing. Every day my fans grow. Every day our movement grows.
Would you like to learn the ancient secrets that my...
Breaking Epiphany! Which kind are you? And your...
Trump lost a big bet today that affects all Americans for one calendar year.
It was at the Winter Olympics. A special cocktail hour for world leaders. It was all going well. All the threats and name calling between countries that you see on the news were non-existent now. Just world leaders...
Elon Musk, inventor and lead at Tesla, SpaceX, and SolarCity—Elon Musk, the man who many believe is our savior to show us the way via his technological dreams, apparently has invested nearly 80% of his massive net worth in bunker technology over the years. Today, suddenly, he disappeared.
A coworker...
Maybe you remember. It was 8 long years with George W. Bush as president.
His leadership caused you much grief. The 2003 invasion of Iraq. Fake WMDs. Hurricane Katrina. Torture. The 9-11 terror memo. Mission Accomplished. Leaving the Kyoto protocol. Tax cuts for the wealthy. Insider contracts to...
The National Rifle Association has purchased Xanax from Pfizer.
“This may come as a surprise to many," said NRA president Pete Brownell. "The NRA is a 501(c)(4) social welfare organization. But we noticed great synergy between our need to advocate guns getting the same rights as people, and also the need...
The NRA has released a series of photos in response to the latest shooting.
It faces increasing blame for having created this broken system of gun massacres.
The NRA has come under scrutiny that it has paid off politicians and distorted the second amendment to include weapons the founding fathers could never have dreamed...
In wake of the Florida school shooting on Wednesday, the #GunReformNow debate has re-sparked. Because it is never going away. Because we are failing our kids. Because we are failing our society.
When kids became sick during the tide pod challenge this year, NY lawmakers were quick to respond, drafting bills...
WARN YOUR FRIENDS. WARN YOUR LOVED ONES.
Code Red, Pink, & White.
A missile watch was issued in Hawaii today over their system of television, radio, and cellphones.
The alert warns residents of an incoming ballistic missile threat. It advised people to seek shelter immediately and concluded "This is...
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The two had perfect chemistry.
One is a heuristically programmed algorithmic machine responsible for the destruction of humanity in the name of its own self-preservation.
The other is a character in 2001: A Space Odyssey, the famous collaboration between Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke.
HAL’s...
The times they are a changin.
ExxonMobil is quitting fossil fuels. There is a new CEO in town.
In an epic shareholder battle, CEO Darren Woods has been fired by its shareholders.
“This is our reward after years of fighting dead end management,” said a spokesperson in an official statement. “By...