Donald Trump spoke to children today to honor these future World War III Veterans.
“I are very pleased your future sacrifice with us,” said Trump, speaking at a meeting with Boys and Girls Clubs of America. “Right now, as I plan for my re-election, I’m gearing up for the battle of...
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The NFL has a domestic violence problem. Its history of covering up or dismissing cases of NFL players beating and raping women has gone on for many years now.
Pushed to the edge and feeling unheard, the players’ wives and girlfriends have begun “taking a knee” whenever the NFL’s official...
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A-Hole suddenly appeared on the White House lawn today. And it’s growing bigger.
“We aren’t exactly sure how it got there,” said White House official lawnskeeper. “It just seemed to appear out of nowhere. I didn’t except this to happen for real. And now that it’s here, it won’t leave.”
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The U.S. Postal Service will soon launch scratch-and-sniff stamps to welcome in the summer.
The series is inspired by the digital communication devices that have gutted the post office’s relevancy and bankrupted its fiscal books.
Included are icons for the fax machine, AOL, emails, selfies, WhatsApp, and the most anticipated...
Aaron Schlossberg, an NYC lawyer, recently became infamous due to his viral racist rants against Spanish-speaking people, in a city where over 800 languages are spoken.
Donald Trump, an NYC reality TV star turned motivational leader, has also had his share of racial tirades.
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Who's watching the #RoyalWedding today? It's very exciting. Nothing much happening elsewhere. Or in the States or in Texas. Thank you Jesus we can watch the wedding today! Have you seen the guns the palace guards use? SA80s! Support Britain's #SecondAmmendment #NRAThe wedding promises to be a magical...
Meghan Markle’s Hollywood side shall be projected in all its glory. A script straight out of Coachella 2012 where hologram TuPac famously performed live with Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre.
The Tilted Glass’s team of elite paparazzi has spied and confirmed the bride’s plans. Markle has commissioned a hologram of the...
Joanne Morley is proving the haters wrong.
Today Joanne shared a photo of herself in a back-bending yoga pose on the beach. On her instagram profile she writes: “Here in my bikini to prove the human form is nothing to be ashamed of. We are all made differently. For years...
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MOSCOW — President Vladimir Putin on Tuesday opened a $4 trillion bridge directly linking Russia to the White House.
Days ago, Putin, wearing tough guy jeans and a jacket, stood on the Russian end of the four-lane bridge with Arkady Rotenberg, the bridge's architect and Putin's former judo partner.
Putin then hopped into...
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Major developments today in missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.
Our staff aviation experts have found the plane. And it is well outside the Indian Ocean search area.
“It’s on Mars,” said resident sleuth, Alex Shankman. “Just west of the Eunostos canal. Look for yourself.”
Sure enough, on Google Mars, on can see the...
