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Flight MH370 found... on Google Mars!

Major developments today in missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.

Our staff aviation experts have found the plane.  And it is well outside the Indian Ocean search area.

“It’s on Mars,” said resident sleuth, Alex Shankman.  “Just west of the Eunostos canal.  Look for yourself.”

Sure enough, on Google Mars, on can see the...

Noam Chomsky Accepts Condom Snorting Challenge

Noam Chomsky, the 89-year old “father of modern linguistics,” historian, social critic, and political activist, has accepted the Condom Snorting challenge today.

Chomsky is self-described as a libertarian socialist, a sympathizer of anarcho-syndicalism, and is considered to be a key intellectual figure within the left-wing of US politics.

When accepting...

Don’t Delete Facebook, Delete Yourself

by Robert Corp, CEO of The Titled Glass

Look you fools.  Today we are living under the bright spotlight.  We are rightly concerned with Internet privacy.  We are rightly concerned with corporations selling our intimate details, likes, dislikes, locations, behaviors, opinions, relationships, photos, videos, and all the rest of our sensitive...

Trump Breaks High Score in Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong has a new King of Kong.  The world record high score has been broken once again. 

This morning US President Donald J. Trump surpassed Robbie Lakeman’s record with a new high score of 1,249,200.

Trump is awaiting verification from Twin Galaxies for confirmation, but anticipates no problems with cheating. ...

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