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Remember the sound of the ocean?  

In the wee morning you listened to the waves from your bed.  You walked to the pier before the world got so busy.  Just you and the old folk were awake.  Tiny fish skipped through holes in...

The 97% Hater Manifesto

I see you trying to make the world a better place And I feel hate inside

I see you wanting to help those less fortunate And I insult your naive innocence

I see you trying to save the whales, the dolphins, the oceans And I angrily label you a bleeding...

Man Stuck Playing Devil’s Advocate

Chicago, Illinois

Something broke somewhere. A record player got stuck skipping into the same old groove. 

Thirty-year-old contrarian James Smith of German, English and Czech descent—who also mentions that his “great-grandmother was probably full-blooded Cherokee”—found an opportune moment to play devil’s advocate at a party for post-doctoral students.

It was...

“Down with labels! We’re just sexual beings!” says Orwellian newspeak agent.

“Just to be clear, I am an ally,” said Orwellian newspeak agent Syme.  “Whether you’re heterosexual, gay, lesbian, bisexual, polysexual, pansexual, omnisexual, skoliksexual, demisexual, grey-ace, asexual, polyamorous, intersex, MTF, FTM, agender, genderfluid, bigender, trigender, pangender, genderqueer, demigirl, demiboy, androgyne, intergender, nonbinary, questioning, homoromantic, biromantic, panromantic, or aromantic.”

Then Syme adjusted their...

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