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“Down with labels! We’re just sexual beings!” says Orwellian newspeak agent.

“Just to be clear, I am an ally,” said Orwellian newspeak agent Syme.  “Whether you’re heterosexual, gay, lesbian, bisexual, polysexual, pansexual, omnisexual, skoliksexual, demisexual, grey-ace, asexual, polyamorous, intersex, MTF, FTM, agender, genderfluid, bigender, trigender, pangender, genderqueer, demigirl, demiboy, androgyne, intergender, nonbinary, questioning, homoromantic, biromantic, panromantic, or aromantic.”

Then Syme adjusted their...

Worst Vacation Ever

We never knew so many captions could exist in a family vacation photo.  What do you see?

You put us in these bubbles.  Then you just leave.

You burst my bubble.

It was fun for 10 minutes.

Can we have our phones back?

Mine is leaking!

I'd rather be a hamster.

I...

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