Want to be real?  We have taken this question from the unique angle of our own truth.  We have taken this question to heart.  Here now are 9 tilted steps to finally being real.

1) Be in a constant state of failure

If you are not constantly failing, you...

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I was minding my own business not even paying attention really and then suddenly as if time itself had nothing to do with anything there...