YOU ARE WEAK.  YOU HAVE NO DISCIPLINE!

You damn weaklings!  And all your strutting about how you want to ebb and flow and bend with the wind with the supple grace of a twirling ballerina.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A BALLERINA?  No!  You don’t!  BALLERINAS ARE STRONG!  They...

This simple article determines your true sexuality.

Are You Gay or Are You Irrational?

Studies have shown that you are born to be either gay or irrational.  This is not a choice.  This is an honoring of that path that is within you.

Make sense?  If so, then you are...

Hello, Blessed Loved Ones!

My name is Kali Diamante.  I am a published author, celebrity influencer, and spiritual life coach.

I am so humbled at the rebranding I’ve been doing.  Every day my fans grow.  Every day our movement grows. 

Would you like to learn the ancient secrets that my...

WARN YOUR FRIENDS.  WARN YOUR LOVED ONES.

Code Red, Pink, & White.

A missile watch was issued in Hawaii today over their system of television, radio, and cellphones.  

The alert warns residents of an incoming ballistic missile threat.  It advised people to seek shelter immediately and concluded "This is...

THE FATE BUTTON

We bought you this mysterious Facebook button at great expense. This button shows your future... your deeply tragic, yet comforting, fate.

Click the red button to do learn what that mystics have studied for years.  Or click the blue button to get out of here and never know your tragic yet comforting future.

It is catastrophic that things are not the way I want them to be!  My reality has been distorted through my anger.

You did this to me, not me!  I have no ability to control my personal disturbances.

You see, I am dependent on you to change my diapers.  I...

Enjoy a brief moment with our pig today.  This is #SomePig.  Can you see how much pig loves you?

Pig inquisitively searches for your attention.  Pig hopes to receive your attention. Pig loves you.  Do you love pig back?

At one point pig appears to be kissed by another...

We celebrate the life of Martin Luther King Jr., a Baptist minister and activist who became the most visible spokesperson in the civil rights movement.

The Tilted Glass has put together a few resources to help us better connect with this day in some way.  It helps to feel the significance more...

Today, Walter Fishbock from Boise, Idaho foolishly believed that he could alter the course of his life by sharing this random article you are reading now.  

Walter was a sensitive man, and in the midst of his sensitivity he would often have double vision... from drinking too much.  This...

Happy 2018 from all of us here at The Tilted Glass.

Wishing you enough struggleto sharpen your ease.wishing you enough prisonto appreciate space.

Another quote from David Bowie holds true for us now "I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring."

Peace &...

Because our fans are the best... a little gift for you.  

Like the Moray Eel, we sent our finest camera crew out to capture this exquisite animal.

Then we sent a team of the best wardrobe and makeup crew to style the goat in shades. 

Enjoy!

Want to be real?  We have taken this question from the unique angle of our own truth.  We have taken this question to heart.  Here now are 9 tilted steps to finally being real.

1) Be in a constant state of failure

If you are not constantly failing, you...

We sent our finest camera crew out to capture this exquisite animal.

Then we sent a team of the best wardrobe and makeup crew to fit this fine creature with our lovely graphics.

Hope you enjoy!

Come here!  Come on over.

I just saw the most beautiful thing.  Oh my.  It was... you need to see it.

It changed my life.

I was minding my own business not even paying attention really and then suddenly as if time itself had nothing to do with anything there...