Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein was arrested again for luring vulnerable girls as young as 13 into performing sex acts for him and his friends in a cult-like prostitution ring, run by his then girlfriend.
It is said that Epsteinâs friends are now fearing a massive fallout. The most shocking implication being that...
From the campaign trail:
ORLANDO, FLORIDA - America! The last few years have been horrible. Horrible. We need a president who leads, unlike the current president. We need to Make America Great Again.
Our current president lies to you. He finds wealth in division. Do you know that? ...
You are either indigenous to a land. Or you...
Motto: âTo promote and encourage rifle...
Rashism (noun): The anti-vaccine movement...
The Catholic religion has lost its god today in the Notre Dame fire.
In a terrible tragedy, the 850-year-old cathedral, and 2000-year-old religion, caught fire during its restoration.
Millions watched with shocked tears to learn their religion is no more.
âWe were upgrading it to modern standards,â said...
âStop objectifying me!â said Portland resident Dan Arnold. âIâm sick of it. Sick of it! Every time I leave the house, yâall cat call me by names. I canât go anywhere without your lewd and crude remarks! I donât like it. Canât I just be? You should treat me as...
Comrades, it is I, Czar Donald Trump, commander of the largest socialist army in the world! The U.S. Military! ĐșŃĐžŃĐ°ŃŃ ŃŃĐ°!
I am pleased to announce that the U.S. debt to China is $1.13 trillion as of 2019. Thanks for funding our government, Chairman Mao!
We are using that Chinese...
A white man walked to the front of the taco truck line and ordered 3 tacos, medium spicy.
âSorry, you canât cut. You need to stand in line,â said New Hampshire Taco Truck owner Mario Felipe Gonzalez Perez as he pointed to the long line of mostly Mexican families...
It turns out that Donald Trump is a deeply-studied scholar of Martin Heidegger. Something the fake news wonât tell you.
Calling the German philosopherâs writings pretty âlight readingâ and someone who âwrites as I Tweet,â the US president has been particularly fascinated with Heideggerâs life for a dozen-or-so years starting...
This $5 billion gift from Mexico will keep the...
Two-year-old Ronnie Bulwark has shut down his family with a nasty temper tantrum. He hasnât stopped crying, and âwonât ever stop for the rest of his life,â until his parents buy him a pony.
While his parents tried to carry on life as usual, the tantrum has proved difficult...
A new group of Christians want to ban the Bible. They say âIt just doesnât represent our values anymore.â
The conference for aspiring big tent ministers started pretty normally this year. Speakers preached, praised the lord, inspired hope and abundance. Except for that one little thing at the end: The Bible was added...
The nationâs influencers are showing some skin to express how spiritual they are.
Concealing little to the eye, these heroic influencers spend days setting up candid snapshots of their #blessed lives. Itâs all to remind you of the essential purity of your heart and soul.
Their job is not...
Anti-gay advocate Mike Pence successfully completed his gay conversation therapy today.
âFact: Gay conversion works,â said the newly reformed gay Vice President. âIf it worked on me, it can work on anyone. Isnât that right, Mother?â [Note: Pence refers to his wife as Mother.]
His announcement has surprised nobody. Pence...
Why do people vote against their own interests? Such as health care, a clean environment, and basic human rights?
The response usually goes âI love freedom not socialism!â
And here socialism means a state run totalitarian dictatorship, such as the former Soviet Union, Venezuela, Cuba, or China.
But that is not socialism. Finland is...
Rapunzel let down your wig.
Do you know about the Man at Trump Tower?
His name is not Don Quixote. Nor is it Frodo Baggins. Nor is it Sisyphus nor Achilles. Although you may be inclined to think so.
He is Dr. Tom LeClair. A retired Professor Emeritus of literature...
