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Jonathan Gold Tastes the Eternal Taco Truck

Our heart goes out to Jonathan Gold and his family.

The acclaimed food writer died on Saturday after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer just a few weeks ago.

He weaved a literary and punk rock sensibility into his culinary pen to elevate the art of restaurant criticism.  Reading him felt honest, inspiring...

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Trump Reveals Mystery of His Big Suit

Former Reality TV Star, casino mogul, and Tsar of the United States of America, Donald Trump, sat down with The Tilted Glass today to reveal the mystery of his Big Suit.

For those of you who aren't fully in tune to men's fashion, Trump’s suits are oversized.  His knot is too...

Stravinsky: Sadly Nobody Riots Over Ballet These Days

My name is Igor Stravinsky.  In 1913 I debuted The Rite of Spring.  It was at the Théâtre des Champs-Elysées in Paris...

My dancers dressed in whimsical costumes, performing odd and violent moves, choosing convulsive jerks over traditional graceful fluidity. My avant-garde pulsating rhythms came to define the height of modernism while telling a...

Trump to Star in One-Man Remake of Apocalypse Now

Agent Orange is back in Hollywood.

The reality-TV-star-turned-president has returned to the source from where his passion flows.

“Trump was very excited at the metafictional aspects of this project,” said Trump’s agent Joseph Conrad.  “As you know, in the original Apocalypse Now, director Francis Ford Coppola makes a cameo as a TV...

Mark Zuckerberg Sings Love Duet with HAL 9000

MENLO PARK, CA

The two had perfect chemistry.

One is a heuristically programmed algorithmic machine responsible for the destruction of humanity in the name of its own self-preservation.  

The other is a character in 2001: A Space Odyssey, the famous collaboration between Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke.

HAL’s...

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