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A-Hole suddenly appeared on the White House lawn today.  And it’s growing bigger.  “We aren’t exactly sure how it got there,” said White House official lawnskeeper.  “It just seemed to appear out of...

Some uplifting news today.  The gray squirrel is off the endangered species list! For many years, US conservationists couldn’t get enough of this cute grey squirrel. “You may think they gray squirrel is everywhere,”...

Homo Sapiens, Latin for "wise man”, has been behaving pretty stupidly as of late, driving itself to the brink of extinction. With numbers approaching 8 billion, it can be difficult to believe that this species qualifies as...