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I want to get out of this conversation.  I make ill-timed jokes.  Flight and fight. 

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Monsanto Patents Air

by The Tilted Glass Ministry of Truth

Great News, Citizens!

Today our beloved Monsanto Company has patented air.  Our country's leader and master, the supremely ascended Donald Trump, has signed an executive order approving such measures.

Monsanto—maker of nutritious Roundup, protector of small farmer seed banks, recycler of toxic wastes...

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