“This statue is Un-American,” screams Todd Sayers at a local Taco Bell. “The statue was a gift from France to indoctrinate us with their lies. Send her back! You just lost your visa, Lady Liberty. You're fired!”
Mr. Sayers has taken offense to the symbology of the statue, in particular its...
In Las Vegas today, at the Bellagio Casino, a man who made high school miserable for many kids just won big at the Megabucks slot machine. The total payout was $31,513,231.78.
Doug Jordan, whose threatening tactics forced others to take the long way to class, be late, and get a...
Unlock your tragic yet deeply comforting fate
Add me to your email list