DULUTH, MN - At the faith-oriented “Witnesses Who Read” book-of-the-month club in Duluth MN, group of women have reportedly gotten a little “too into” this month’s pick.
The book, Fifty Shades of Light, by the self-published faith-author Mary Lakes, has turned into quite the sensation.
“I’ve already read it 2...
My fellow Americans, it is I, your President Trump.
As president Reagan once exclaimed, “tear down this wall!” Like all Republicans, I too hang a picture of Reagan above my toilet bowl, staring into his hawkish eyes every time I sit down to give the state of the union.
Did you know...
President Trump has been on quite an environmental bender.
On August 12th, the Trump Administration issued crucial changes to the Endangered Species Act. The changes weaken protections for many species and open up huge areas of protected land for oil and gas development.
The Endangered Species Act was created...
America’s 1% have been confused by the scandal surrounding Jeffrey Epstein.
“I read the media lies accusing him of sleeping with girls,” said our nation’s rich men. “But doesn't adulthood begin at puberty?”
America’s fundamentalist Christians echoed a similar sentiment, but just lowering the bar to a much younger...
The National Rifle Association has disbanded this past week.
In doing so, it admitted its role of supporting and enabling domestic terrorism. NRA’s semi-religious philosophy that there should be no rules about guns has contributed to the cycle of terror in America, making it one of the most gun...
A Cutting Room Catastrophe.
In Disney’s new “live action” filming of The Lion King, there’s a startling new conspiracy suggesting that the hyena voices were actually portrayed by human voices.
If so, this would be a massive scandal and evidence of deliberate propaganda by McCarthy's Hollywood. After all, are not the...
BREAKING NEWS: Today the NRA has issued the following statement:
To our fellow patriotic Americans:
The Second Amendment means everything to us. Without it, the NRA would be nothing. We’d have to go out and get jobs.
As it says in the constitution, a well-regulated militia is essential...
BREAKING NEWS: Today Tricia Tipperini posted that she will be going off the grid this weekend.
“Farewell, friends!” said the New Jersey resident. “I will be COMPLETELY off the grid this weekend. No cell phone, internet, television, NADA. Don’t panic! I will be facing my quiet soul alone for some digital...
Make Mars Great Again
It’s been over 50 years since Apollo 11 landed on the moon. Recently, talks have resurfaced about the possibility of going to Mars.
President Trump jumped into the conversation and agreed with Barack Obama that our focus should be on sending astronauts to Mars.
On July 4th, Trump...
One small step for man, one giant lean for mankind.
On this day, 50 years ago, Michael Jackson made his first moonwalk.
Humanity watched, glued to their televisions, dazzled by the miraculous. To reflect upon our evolution that lead to this moment. What is our purpose? How did we get...
LGBTQ Pride Month, observed in June, is celebrated around the world with parades and activism events. It is an affirming month for many LGBTQ folk, filled with inspiration and the hope that the gradual arc of the moral universe is long and bending toward justice. Lifted by acceptance and inclusion...
In today’s news, some rich dipshit pretended to be patriotic so he could trick you into voting against your own self interests.
The dipshit millionaire, the son of other dipshit millionaires, also managed to convince millions of Americans how Christian he was as he paid to rape a harem of...
Worried about America’s manufactured immigration crisis?
Confused why a group of colonizers have the power to decide immigration law?
Do you suspect a costly and medieval wall will help nothing and only serve to hurt wildlife?
There is a simple way out of all of these immigration dilemmas… and...
Houston native Rafael Spitzer posted today that he doesn't “give a flying f*$k what you think. Your opinion is not my reality.”
He then asked his fans to “please like my lazy bed photo, even though my hair is super ugly and my jawbone is so gross #lol #sleepy.”
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Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein was arrested again for luring vulnerable girls as young as 13 into performing sex acts for him and his friends in a cult-like prostitution ring, run by his then girlfriend.
It is said that Epstein’s friends are now fearing a massive fallout. The most shocking implication being that...
An inspiring U.S. Women’s football team won the 2019 World Cup today.
While football is big around the globe, it is definitely becoming bigger here in the United States too, in particular with the NFL’s Super Bowl.
U.S. captain Megan Rapinoe won the golden boot, with teammate Alex Morgan...
A magnitude 7.1 earthquake struck Southern California on July 5, 2019. This came after a 6.4 hit on the Fourth of July.
For many this is a sign. Of ice caps melting and the earth cracking as it heats up. Of Jesus coming again for his Hollywood sequel. Of unbridled capitalists...
Today we declare our interdependence.
No more shall we live the myth that we are independent from the world. We are not separate.
Cross-border pollution is a serious global Issue. We share the air and the water. Our natural resources. If a Japanese nuclear power plant leaks into...
Hey you. Yes you.
Did you let the racists out? If so, can you call them in? It’s time for bed.
I realize that once upon a time it was ok to march down Main Street with the local lynch mob and join the witch hunt, but those days are behind...
CANTON, OHIO - A hopeful person today was mocked by a miserable person.
“That hippie is a snowflake,” said the miserable person. “Their Californian way of life is libtarded.”
When the hopeful person reminded them that they had no political affiliation and lived in Ohio, the miserable person immediately...