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Thank You - We Just Turned One Year Old

Thank you. We told ourselves we’ll do this for one year.  To give it a go to see what happens. Today we turn a year old 🎂.  Whoop whoop!  Dang, that was a lot of work. It’s been rewarding, surprising, frustrating,...

Kayne West Quicky Deletes 2018 Spotify Wrapped Tweet

Kanye West accidentally published, and quickly deleted, a tweet containing his 2018 Spotify Wrapped report. Spotifywrapped.com is a fun tool that examines your Spotify logs and gives you a personalized year in summary.  It presents what...

9 Behind the Scenes Photos at The Tilted Glass Factory

Come on over to the The Tilted Glass Factory and learn how Internet Content gets made. These rare glimpses show how the magic gets built. Today we open our Willy Wonka gates for the first time and let you golden ticket winners in. Ready?...

Serious + Satire + Enchanted: Our Sweet Spot, Our Perfect "Joke"

Norm Macdonald once said "The perfect joke would be where the setup and punchline were identical."  This goal of humor is to strip all cleverness from the joke and try and make it as blunt as possible. In the Talking Heads concert...

But I don’t like reggaeton!

DJ Piper & The Beautiful People

Culture

Nobody Sees The Chicken Dimension - Chapter 7

Chapter 7.  A boy's vision.

Nobody Sees The Chicken Dimension - Chapter 6

Chapter 6.  Hmm and now the subcaption...

Nobody Sees The Chicken Dimension - Chapter 5

Cyber Monday Is Coming For Your Wife!

It’s Cyber Monday.  The end of your world.  Apocalypse Now. Cyber Monday is coming for your wife.  And it shall win. It’s asking her to spend… quality time! It’s asking her to throw away… old patterns! It’s asking...

Nobody Sees The Chicken Dimension - Chapter 4

Economics

Exxon: Haters Gonna Judge Anyway

🛢💯 Haters gonna judge, so might as well just do whatever the hell you damn want.Exxon CEO, Darren Woods

New VR Glasses Lets Students Live With Parents’ Opportunities

The Cassandra Company releases its new VR for Students™ glasses.  With these headsets, the daily reality of a student’s day are altered back to 60s and 70s. Tuition too high?  Can’t afford a home?  Turn back the...

When We Say Socialism, We Mean Finland Not China

Why do people vote against their own interests?  Such as health care, a clean environment, and basic human rights? The response usually goes “I love freedom not socialism!” And here socialism means a state...

Is Accident Insurance Worth It? - Fortuna’s Seductive Guide

Greetings.  I am Fortuna, the goddess from Rome.  I stir your deepest fears and desires. Behold my cornucopia!  I offer you good luck… and bad.  At times you will see me as veiled, like Lady Justice—but unlike...

Don Meme, The One, The Only

This Business Is About to Blow Up Nobody Understands Construction Like Don “I Put You in the Cement If You Mess With Me.” --Don  This Don Trumps The Rest Making 3D Memes Since 1979 We Love You, Don!

Inspired

Breaking News: I’ve Deluded Myself In My Grand Potential

Today I am heroic. My potential is calling. Many have shined before me.  They’ve had their day.  I too shall have mine.  The world will finally see me and my gift. I hold a great but largely unrecognized...

I Invite The Wind To Diffuse Me, Radiate Us

I Invite The Wind  To Diffuse Me,  Radiate UsMmmmmmmmm...........

You are the hope of our people

Image taken from an album of photographs of prisoners brought before the North Shields Police Court between 1902 and 1916.  Tyne & Wear Archives & Museums.

Start Today True

Nobody Sees The Chicken Dimension - Chapter 1

Nature

HUMANS: Are you ready to listen? Or do you need more time?

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Trump Explains The Fire

I didn’t stop the fire, by Donald Trump.  Today I step over scorched California. I rise above its ashes.  When Robert Oppenheimer witnessed the vast magnificence of the first atomic bomb, he was struck by a line in the Bhagavad Gita:...

Nobody Sees The Chicken Dimension - Chapter 2

I Support The Establishment

Politics

Barack Obama's Tilted Dossier

To be continued...  Motto: I am a dignified man who inspires hope Flaw: Not liberal enough / Raging liberal What Can Save Him: Listening more to his caddy Alternate Reality: Cures global warming, implements maximum wage,...

Hillary Clinton's Tilted Dossier

To be continued… Motto: I am a pragmatic woman here to serve progressive values Flaw: People don’t trust her What Can Save Her: Really go for your heart  Alternate Reality: Project manager for clinical...

Trump: Individual 1 is NOT me - It’s the name for my "manhood"

A hard 23 months for Trump has just gotten harder. In a federal court filing for Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen, it explicitly states that President Trump (aka “Individual 1”) directed a criminal conspiracy to violate federal election...

Trump Extends National Day of Mourning for Remainder of Presidency

On Tuesday December 5th, the United States of America observed a national day of mourning to honor former President George H.W. Bush, who recently died at the age 94. Days of mourning are rare events called to recognize former commanders in chief....

I Prefer to Look at the Nice Things Hitler Did, by Aunt Sally

Hi sweetie!  It’s your Aunt Sally.  When are you coming home?  I don’t see why you had to move all the way out there to go do that silly dream of yours.  Quite frankly we both know you don't have what it...

Religion

Nobody Sees The Chicken Dimension - Chapter 3

Tree of Life • More Light • More Life

Tree of Life • Or L'Simcha Congregation  • More Light  • More Life♡ 

Jesus Throws Out Snickers Bars From the Temple, Says Cacao is Sacred

JERUSALEM - Jesus Christ, of Nazareth, the son of David, the son of Abraham, threw out the Snickers dealers from the Temple today. “Cacao is a sacred medicine,” screamed Jesus as He disrupted a transaction with the Americans.  “You come...

10+ Times The Bible Said “Would” Instead Of “Wouldn’t” and Other Reversals

In a recent Helsinki press conference, President Trump sided with Putin over United States intelligence.  When many news outlets pointed out that this is actually treason, Trump quickly reversed his message and said that he...

Yoga Teacher Believes He’s God

From the diary of Mark Johnson, yoga teacher: My students love me.  In fact, they are my disciples. I’ve studied 200 hours in a Bali teacher training to learn the ancient lineage of Power Yoga.  Yet my poses are timeless. The people who...

Science & Health

Fact Check: Does Trump Defecate More Than He Eats?

Claim: Trump’s personal doctor was shocked to discover that Trump defecates more pounds per day than he consumes per day.   Since outputs can not be greater than inputs, this breaks the Law of Conservation of Energy, which states matter is...

Study: Chemtrails Are Caused By Burning Kale - Kaletrails Explained

Next time you hear a friend talk chemtrails, correct them.  They’re actually called kaletrails. A recent study proves that chemtrails are real and its chemical agent is kale. What is the chemtrail “conspiracy”? To...

White House Horse Dies Suddenly

A beloved white house horse suddenly died today, just a few moments after this photo was taken. How did such a healthy young horse suddenly pass?  It’s a sad mystery indeed. According to vets, the most...

Being World Peace

I Finally Learned PowerPoint, Now The Quantum Internet!?

Well Windows ’95 took me until ’15, but thanks to Clippy I am here now officially a PowerPoint master!  Yes! You’d think I’d be happy, right?  But NOOOOO I was walking to the payphone this morning to call my grandson, when I decided to...

Sports

After Bitter Elections, American Golfers Make Up & Celebrate Their Differences

The US midterm elections have been an act of carnage.  Divisive politics.  Nazis.  Racists.  Caravan invasions.  Rapists.  Guns out.  Big Jesus.  Relations between friends and families have been torn....

George Washington Takes a Kneel

Let’s get ready to rumble...

Colin Kaepernick Kneels to Protest Nike Sweatshop Labor

Colin Kaepernick has returned to the headlines. In 2016, the former San Francisco 49ers quarterback became known for opting not to stand during the national anthem.  He did this to protest the treatment of racial minorities in the United...

Novak Djokovic Beats France and Croatia in World Cup

Wimbledon, Russia 13 days on these 13 acres.  It all built to this: The end of the road in Russia. Croatia is playing in its first World Cup final.   The team is called the "Gold Generation,” comprised of mostly veterans. France on...

NFL Requires Players’ Wives to Stand for Domestic Violence Song

The NFL has a domestic violence problem.  Its history of covering up or dismissing cases of NFL players beating and raping women has gone on for many years now. Pushed to the edge and feeling unheard, the players’ wives and girlfriends have...

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