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Category: Art

What is Game of Thrones? A Dossier Roast

Motto: We hold a mirror to the dark heart of society through fantastical character arcs Flaw: Is quite rapey, in an unaware juvenile sociopathic kind of way What Can Save It: Season 9 written by Tina Fey & Amy Poehler...

Artist Who Compares Himself to Bowie is Shocked to Enter "Tin Machine" Phase

Local artist Mackenzie Stewart has always compared himself to Bowie. “When I was a young man,” he said, “writing the next great American novel, I listened to Memories of a Free Festival and Changes.  I was very hopeful.” Mackenzie spent...

The Mystery Behind All Art

Here I was born, and there I died

And so it goes... Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you;  you took no notice.Vertigo (1958)

Do the "Hostless Oscars" Prove that Anarchism Works?

Does the success of the 2019 "No Host" Academy Awards prove that anarchism works? It does according to one anarchist. “Isn't it obvious?” tweeted Francisca Sousa upon watching how fun and fluid the 2019 Oscars went.  “It was the...

Category: Culture

Ubuntu Community Choir Raises Planetary Vibrations, Defeats Evil

Chapters of the Ubuntu choir network raised the planetary vibration this morning and defeated evil.   "It’s a kind of high you get," confirmed members.  "We feel good when we sing.  And doing anything good in one area...

Corporations Celebrate Stonewall with Violent Upheaval of Society

Once upon a time, corporations wouldn’t touch gay themes with a 50-foot dildo.  Now they can’t get enough of the leather daddy’s whip. BMW, Adidas, McDonalds, JP Morgan Chase, Virgin America, T-Mobile… every company actually… all...

Gay CERN Scientists Discover New Sexual Category

It happened during pride month.  At the Skoliosexual Laboratories outside of CERN, agender ally Roman Smith was researching the cause of different sexual, romantic & spiritual attractions. Their team of transgender pansexual physicists and...

The Jingoistic Urges of the Human Heart

A TRUE patriot Ain’t Gonna Jack Themselves up on Guns,  Flags, Crosses & Sexy Symbols   A TRUE PATRIOT Declares War on the Jingoistic Urges of the Human Heart

Jeopardy James has Left a Beautiful Hole in My Heart

I write of the bittersweet tale of James Holzhauer, master hacker, genius of strategy and trivia.   His particular form of greatness was one I could appreciate.  A sneak-attack ninja who saw a relative advantage none...

Category: Economics

Trump: “A man’s gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it.”

Trump in front of the Taj Mahal Casino, before it went bankrupt.

What is the Boeing 737 Max? A Dossier Roast

Motto: I burn less fuel & hold more people than the last model Flaw: Crashes What Can Save It: Include basic safety features instead of charging extra for them like avaricious goons Alternate Reality: Six Flags...

White-Owned Cannabis Business Seeks Black Prison Labor

A white-owned marijuana business has been using black prison labor to handle its trimming operations. The business, Canned Moods, is owned by a trio of men who’d met at Duke in their college fraternity.  As marijuana became legalized in...

What is Bitcoin? A Dossier Roast

Motto: I will revolutionize all aspects of society through unstoppable blockchain accounting Flaw: Haters gonna hate, computer scientists too What Can Save It: A crypto bro who believes Alternate Reality: Simian Flu...

Comrades! We’ve Borrowed Chinese Money to Fund Our Military!

Comrades, it is I, Czar Donald Trump, commander of the largest socialist army in the world! The U.S. Military!  кричать ура! I am pleased to announce that the U.S. debt to China is $1.13 trillion as of 2019.  Thanks for funding our...

Category: Inspired

Breaking News: Hopeful Person Mocked by Miserable Person

CANTON, OHIO - A hopeful person today was mocked by a miserable person. “That hippie is a snowflake,” said the miserable person. “Their Californian way of life is libtarded.” When the hopeful person reminded them that they had no...

Footprints in the Sand

Go to the beach, find a shoe and put it to your ear. You will hear—not the ocean—but the susurrous moans of the precious child who made your footwear.

Kisses for the Seeker


The Chicken Dimension - Chapter 17 - The Prophet

Ouija Sexts

hey baby #millenialdatingproblems #OuijaSexts

Category: Nature

Tary considers a clock without hands

My Name is Tary.  And I see the world just like you. How I wish clocks had no hands!  Then I would always be right on time. Except... there’d be no time.  We’d surrender to the dark scary abyss of a world without punchcards &...

We the Animals Demand “Inhumane” Treatment

Dear Humans, We see you. You won't stop abusing us.  We make you money legally by your own laws.  Then you'll break your own laws to make even more money. You cut off our tails, horns, beaks and testicles.  You brand us...

Let's Punish Litterers by Chopping Off Their Fingers

Call me old fashioned. Yesterday I saw a man toss a piece of trash out the window.  As if that’s ok. Just “Hey I finished my plastic garbage, now I'll throw it out of my douchebag car and onto the street." Fines don't...



Deep Roots Go Under Walls

You are either indigenous to a land.  Or you are its colonizer.  Seek the native wisdom in your native land.  It's there waiting for you.

Category: Politics

In Campaign Relaunch, Trump Forgets He’s President, Vows to Defeat President

From the campaign trail: ORLANDO, FLORIDA - America!  The last few years have been horrible.  Horrible.  We need a president who leads, unlike the current president.  We need to Make America Great Again. Our current...

Mansplaining a Woman's Right to Choose

NRA: “Responsible Gun Owner” Vows to Start Civil War

LOUISVILLE, KY - NRA-member gun owner, Mark S., took to Twitter to explain how responsible he is. “The only way to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with three guns,” he said on Father’s Day.  “All of these children dying...

Trump: I just tried to help them stand up

These children that come at you with knives, they are your children. You taught them. I didn't teach them. I just tried to help them stand up.Charles Manson

Trump Declares Emergency on Father Time

America: Do you wonder why everything is some emergency with me?  Does it seem like, if I don’t get my way, suddenly there’s a national crisis on our hands? It’s all true.  I do live in a state of emergency.  But it is not what you...

Category: Religion

Is the Quran "More Evil" than the Bible?

Do you believe the Quran is “more evil” than the Bible, evidenced by the actions of Islamic terrorist states? If so, then let the Christian fundamentalists take over the government and see how good their book can be. #ChurchAndState

Fact Check: Do Evangelicals Secretly Advocate Gay Sex to Reduce Abortions?

Claim: A secret ring of evangelicals is advocating gay sex to reduce the number of abortions. Rating: 100% True. Origin: It began right here at The Tilted Glass when we wrote about the coverup scandal at the Church of the Second River of...

Kali: God Bless America

#patriot The goddess Kali

Do the Bible or Quran tell you how to be?

Do the Bible or Quran tell you how to be? If you want to use the book for sexism, homophobia, xenophobia & hate: you can.  If you want to use the book for peace & love: you can. Don’t blame the book if you’re “saved & intolerant.” ...

Trump is America’s Perfect Christian: Do as I Say, Not as I Do

God's chosen leader, and America’s most humble president, the reverend Donald Judas Trump, lead the National Day of Prayer on Thursday. To the surprise of many, it was his wife, Melania, who opened his speech—not Trump’s harem of porn...

Category: Science & Health

Do you echo war? or the soft purr of the morning stars

meow ow ow

Moonrise Photograph

I guess that this must be the place.

Freedom Gas

“Freedom Gas” is the thing that happens after you binge eat cheesy carnival food.   Ironically, this is a perfect metaphor for the fossil fuel industry.

Monsanto: "There, where I have passed, the grass will never grow gain."

True Quote.  Famous invaders.Attila the Hun.  Monsanto.

2 Basic Principles on How to Raise Technology-Free, Technology-Savvy Children

No one cares more about your child's well-being and success than you.  In today’s digital world, you must teach your children to be successful digital citizens so they can clock-in to future digital careers, and you must also keep...

Category: Sports

New England Patriots Remind Americans That God is Dead

Super Bowl LIII was the lowest scoring Super Bowl ever.  The New England Patriots defeated the Los Angeles Rams, 13 to 3. When asked the secret of his longevity, the team’s captain, Friedrich Nietzsche, clenched the game football in his...

Football Fans Excited for Peruvian Shaman’s Super Bowl Ad

Over 100 million people will watch the Super Bowl today.  Fans will come, set their worries aside, and gather over food, drink and bright screens to enjoy the thrilling championship of modern gladiators. Over a half billion dollars will be...

After Bitter Elections, American Golfers Make Up & Celebrate Their Differences

The US midterm elections have been an act of carnage.  Divisive politics.  Nazis.  Racists.  Caravan invasions.  Rapists.  Guns out.  Big Jesus.  Relations between friends and families have been torn....

George Washington Takes a Kneel

Let’s get ready to rumble...

Colin Kaepernick Kneels to Protest Nike Sweatshop Labor

Colin Kaepernick has returned to the headlines. In 2016, the former San Francisco 49ers quarterback became known for opting not to stand during the national anthem.  He did this to protest the treatment of racial minorities in the United...

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