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Category: Art
A Cutting Room Catastrophe. In Disney’s new “live action” filming of The Lion King, there’s a startling new conspiracy suggesting that the hyena voices were actually portrayed by human voices. If so, this would be a massive scandal and...
Motto: We hold a mirror to the dark heart of society through fantastical character arcs Flaw: Is quite rapey, in an unaware juvenile sociopathic kind of way What Can Save It: Season 9 written by Tina Fey & Amy Poehler...
Category: Culture
This breaks our hearts once again. Please join our voices for #GunReformNow Midland–Odessa, TX - 8-31-2019
Make the Flag Code Great Again! True Americans with US Flag tattoos abide by the code once the tattoo fades and is no longer a fitting emblem for display. Take that, commies!
Category: Economics
Motto: Economic freedom means personal and political freedoms Flaw: Modern capitalism is now so oligarchical it resembles the very corrupt systems that Adam Smith identified as the enemy of capitalism What Can Save It: Maximum...
Motto: I burn less fuel & hold more people than the last model Flaw: Crashes What Can Save It: Include basic safety features instead of charging extra for them like avaricious goons Alternate Reality: Six Flags...
A white-owned marijuana business has been using black prison labor to handle its trimming operations. The business, Canned Moods, is owned by a trio of men who’d met at Duke in their college fraternity. As marijuana became legalized in...
Category: Inspired
My fellow Americans, it is I, your President Trump. As president Reagan once exclaimed, “tear down this wall!” Like all Republicans, I too hang a picture of Reagan above my toilet bowl, staring into his hawkish eyes every time I sit...
Category: Nature
Humans. It is I, your MOTHER. Your Mother Earth. You are loved. You are held. NOW BE AFRAID!! I brought you into this world. I will take you out. How dare you disrespect your mother? You’re...
Motto: Let’s clear land for logging and beef farming with fire Flaw: Rainforest fires burn the rainforest What Can Save It: Sharpen your ears to subtle plant intelligence, don’t eat beef Alternate...
President Trump has been on quite an environmental bender. On August 12th, the Trump Administration issued crucial changes to the Endangered Species Act. The changes weaken protections for many species and open up huge areas of protected land...
Category: Politics
New Rule:Unless you have a science degree from a reputable institution, you are not allowed to invoke any coronavirus "conspiracy theory." Offenders will be given their choice of two punishments: Donate to your local hospitalLick every public...
“We all too often have socialism for the rich and rugged free market capitalism for the poor.”Martin Luther King Jr.
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY:Trump Declares “Squinty-Eye Foreigner Virus” Not a Threat, GOP Sells Stock
Category: Religion
DULUTH, MN - At the faith-oriented “Witnesses Who Read” book-of-the-month club in Duluth MN, group of women have reportedly gotten a little “too into” this month’s pick. The book, Fifty Shades of Light, by the self-published faith-author Mary...
In the old genocidal days of religion, they’d kill to convert you to the one true path. But an infinite god has infinite paths.
Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein was arrested again for luring vulnerable girls as young as 13 into performing sex acts for him and his friends in a cult-like prostitution ring, run by his then girlfriend. It is said that Epstein’s friends are now...
Do you believe the Quran is “more evil” than the Bible, evidenced by the actions of Islamic terrorist states? If so, then let the Christian fundamentalists take over the government and see how good their book can be. #ChurchAndState
Category: Science & Health
When I was a kid, I was taught to go play outside. So much crap we have to unlearn from our terrible parents.
What do you call it when a government goes full socialism to fix a crisis, yet says socialism is evil & will cause more crises?
Make Mars Great AgainIt’s been over 50 years since Apollo 11 landed on the moon. Recently, talks have resurfaced about the possibility of going to Mars. President Trump jumped into the conversation and agreed with Barack Obama that our...
Category: Sports
An inspiring U.S. Women’s football team won the 2019 World Cup today. While football is big around the globe, it is definitely becoming bigger here in the United States too, in particular with the NFL’s Super Bowl. U.S. captain Megan Rapinoe...
Super Bowl LIII was the lowest scoring Super Bowl ever. The New England Patriots defeated the Los Angeles Rams, 13 to 3. When asked the secret of his longevity, the team’s captain, Friedrich Nietzsche, clenched the game football in his...
Over 100 million people will watch the Super Bowl today. Fans will come, set their worries aside, and gather over food, drink and bright screens to enjoy the thrilling championship of modern gladiators. Over a half billion dollars will be...
The US midterm elections have been an act of carnage. Divisive politics. Nazis. Racists. Caravan invasions. Rapists. Guns out. Big Jesus. Relations between friends and families have been torn....