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Category: Art
A Cutting Room Catastrophe. In Disneyâs new âlive actionâ filming of The Lion King, thereâs a startling new conspiracy suggesting that the hyena voices were actually portrayed by human voices. If so, this would be a massive scandal and...
Motto: We hold a mirror to the dark heart of society through fantastical character arcs Flaw: Is quite rapey, in an unaware juvenile sociopathic kind of way What Can Save It: Season 9 written by Tina Fey & Amy Poehler...
Local artist Mackenzie Stewart has always compared himself to Bowie. âWhen I was a young man,â he said, âwriting the next great American novel, I listened to Memories of a Free Festival and Changes. I was very hopeful.â Mackenzie spent...
Category: Culture
Make the Flag Code Great Again! True Americans with US Flag tattoos abide by the code once the tattoo fades and is no longer a fitting emblem for display. Take that, commies!
LGBTQ Pride Month, observed in June, is celebrated around the world with parades and activism events. It is an affirming month for many LGBTQ folk, filled with inspiration and the hope that the gradual arc of the moral universe is long and bending...
The most important thing about marriage is that the man must not let the woman feel downtrodden simply because she is a woman & he is a man.Saddam Hussein
Category: Economics
Motto: I burn less fuel & hold more people than the last model Flaw: Crashes What Can Save It: Include basic safety features instead of charging extra for them like avaricious goons Alternate Reality: Six Flags...
A white-owned marijuana business has been using black prison labor to handle its trimming operations. The business, Canned Moods, is owned by a trio of men whoâd met at Duke in their college fraternity. As marijuana became legalized in...
Motto: I will revolutionize all aspects of society through unstoppable blockchain accounting Flaw: Haters gonna hate, computer scientists too What Can Save It: A crypto bro who believes Alternate Reality: Simian Flu...
Category: Inspired
My fellow Americans, it is I, your President Trump. As president Reagan once exclaimed, âtear down this wall!â Like all Republicans, I too hang a picture of Reagan above my toilet bowl, staring into his hawkish eyes every time I sit...
Category: Nature
Motto: Letâs clear land for logging and beef farming with fire Flaw: Rainforest fires burn the rainforest What Can Save It: Sharpen your ears to subtle plant intelligence, donât eat beef Alternate...
President Trump has been on quite an environmental bender. On August 12th, the Trump Administration issued crucial changes to the Endangered Species Act. The changes weaken protections for many species and open up huge areas of protected land...
BREAKING NEWS: Today Tricia Tipperini posted that she will be going off the grid this weekend. âFarewell, friends!â said the New Jersey resident. âI will be COMPLETELY off the grid this weekend. No cell phone, internet, television, NADA....
Category: Politics
Americaâs 1% have been confused by the scandal surrounding Jeffrey Epstein. âI read the media lies accusing him of sleeping with girls,â said our nationâs rich men. âBut doesn't adulthood begin at puberty?â Americaâs fundamentalist...
The National Rifle Association has disbanded this past week. In doing so, it admitted its role of supporting and enabling domestic terrorism. NRAâs semi-religious philosophy that there should be no rules about guns has contributed to...
Category: Religion
DULUTH, MN - At the faith-oriented âWitnesses Who Readâ book-of-the-month club in Duluth MN, group of women have reportedly gotten a little âtoo intoâ this monthâs pick. The book, Fifty Shades of Light, by the self-published faith-author Mary...
In the old genocidal days of religion, theyâd kill to convert you to the one true path. But an infinite god has infinite paths.
Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein was arrested again for luring vulnerable girls as young as 13 into performing sex acts for him and his friends in a cult-like prostitution ring, run by his then girlfriend. It is said that Epsteinâs friends are now...
Do you believe the Quran is âmore evilâ than the Bible, evidenced by the actions of Islamic terrorist states? If so, then let the Christian fundamentalists take over the government and see how good their book can be. #ChurchAndState
Category: Science & Health
Make Mars Great AgainItâs been over 50 years since Apollo 11 landed on the moon. Recently, talks have resurfaced about the possibility of going to Mars. President Trump jumped into the conversation and agreed with Barack Obama that our...
One small step for man, one giant lean for mankind. On this day, 50 years ago, Michael Jackson made his first moonwalk. Humanity watched, glued to their televisions, dazzled by the miraculous. To reflect upon our evolution that lead to this...
Category: Sports
An inspiring U.S. Womenâs football team won the 2019 World Cup today. While football is big around the globe, it is definitely becoming bigger here in the United States too, in particular with the NFLâs Super Bowl. U.S. captain Megan Rapinoe...
Super Bowl LIII was the lowest scoring Super Bowl ever. The New England Patriots defeated the Los Angeles Rams, 13 to 3. When asked the secret of his longevity, the teamâs captain, Friedrich Nietzsche, clenched the game football in his...
Over 100 million people will watch the Super Bowl today. Fans will come, set their worries aside, and gather over food, drink and bright screens to enjoy the thrilling championship of modern gladiators. Over a half billion dollars will be...
The US midterm elections have been an act of carnage. Divisive politics. Nazis. Racists. Caravan invasions. Rapists. Guns out. Big Jesus. Relations between friends and families have been torn....