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Category: Art

New Lion King Scandalously Used Human Voices for Hyenas

A Cutting Room Catastrophe. In Disney’s new “live action” filming of The Lion King, there’s a startling new conspiracy suggesting that the hyena voices were actually portrayed by human voices. If so, this would be a massive scandal and...

What is Game of Thrones? A Dossier Roast

Motto: We hold a mirror to the dark heart of society through fantastical character arcs Flaw: Is quite rapey, in an unaware juvenile sociopathic kind of way What Can Save It: Season 9 written by Tina Fey & Amy Poehler...

Artist Who Compares Himself to Bowie is Shocked to Enter "Tin Machine" Phase

Local artist Mackenzie Stewart has always compared himself to Bowie. “When I was a young man,” he said, “writing the next great American novel, I listened to Memories of a Free Festival and Changes.  I was very hopeful.” Mackenzie spent...

The Mystery Behind All Art

Here I was born, and there I died

And so it goes... Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you;  you took no notice.Vertigo (1958)

Category: Culture

A Good Guy with a Pun

Accept your punishment.#HumorSaves #JK47

I’m a Patriot and Maybe It’s Old-Fashioned But I Support the Great US Flag Code!

Make the Flag Code Great Again! True Americans with US Flag tattoos abide by the code once the tattoo fades and is no longer a fitting emblem for display. Take that, commies!

Gay Punks, Tired of Society’s Gay Acceptance, Long for Gay Rejection

LGBTQ Pride Month, observed in June, is celebrated around the world with parades and activism events. It is an affirming month for many LGBTQ folk, filled with inspiration and the hope that the gradual arc of the moral universe is long and bending...

The Most Important Thing About Marriage...

The most important thing about marriage is that the man must not let the woman feel downtrodden simply because she is a woman & he is a man.Saddam Hussein

Ojai: Where Hippies Won the War

Ojai is the place where the hippies won the war and then discovered capitalism could work for them in the form of crystal healing.

Category: Economics

Trump: “A man’s gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it.”

Trump in front of the Taj Mahal Casino, before it went bankrupt.

What is the Boeing 737 Max? A Dossier Roast

Motto: I burn less fuel & hold more people than the last model Flaw: Crashes What Can Save It: Include basic safety features instead of charging extra for them like avaricious goons Alternate Reality: Six Flags...

White-Owned Cannabis Business Seeks Black Prison Labor

A white-owned marijuana business has been using black prison labor to handle its trimming operations. The business, Canned Moods, is owned by a trio of men who’d met at Duke in their college fraternity.  As marijuana became legalized in...

What is Bitcoin? A Dossier Roast

Motto: I will revolutionize all aspects of society through unstoppable blockchain accounting Flaw: Haters gonna hate, computer scientists too What Can Save It: A crypto bro who believes Alternate Reality: Simian Flu...

Comrades! We’ve Borrowed Chinese Money to Fund Our Military!

Comrades, it is I, Czar Donald Trump, commander of the largest socialist army in the world! The U.S. Military!  Đșрочать ура! I am pleased to announce that the U.S. debt to China is $1.13 trillion as of 2019.  Thanks for funding our...

Category: Inspired

Trump: Only Tantric Energy Will Tear Down My Wall

My fellow Americans, it is I, your President Trump. As president Reagan once exclaimed, “tear down this wall!”  Like all Republicans, I too hang a picture of Reagan above my toilet bowl, staring into his hawkish eyes every time I sit...

The Chicken Dimension - Chapter 20 - The Ringer

Let Us March Into The Ringer Together, My Love

When I was a Kid We Didn’t Need Drugs

...We Just Needed One of These

I Am Your Guru

Achievement Unlocked - 50,000 Facebook Fans

Enjoy now your reward as we bathe you with cold wet appreciation. Stay tuned to unlock future prizes. Thank you for your absolute devotion.

Category: Nature

What Are the Amazon Fires? A Dossier Roast

Motto: Let’s clear land for logging and beef farming with fire Flaw: Rainforest fires burn the rainforest What Can Save It: Sharpen your ears to subtle plant intelligence, don’t eat beef Alternate...

Trump Adds "White People" to Endangered Species List

President Trump has been on quite an environmental bender. On August 12th, the Trump Administration issued crucial changes to the Endangered Species Act.  The changes weaken protections for many species and open up huge areas of protected land...

Woman Boldly Announces She is Going Off the Grid This Weekend

BREAKING NEWS: Today Tricia Tipperini posted that she will be going off the grid this weekend.  “Farewell, friends!” said the New Jersey resident. “I will be COMPLETELY off the grid this weekend. No cell phone, internet, television, NADA....

The Chicken Dimension - Chapter 19 - The Omnipotent King

Hear me roarcluck

Californians Rejoice as Earthquakes a Sign of Dreams Coming True

A magnitude 7.1 earthquake struck Southern California on July 5, 2019.  This came after a 6.4 hit on the Fourth of July. For many this is a sign.  Of ice caps melting and the earth cracking as it heats up.  Of Jesus coming again for...

Category: Politics

Epstein, Rich Men, Old-School Christians Ask: “Doesn’t Adulthood Begin at Puberty?”

America’s 1% have been confused by the scandal surrounding Jeffrey Epstein. “I read the media lies accusing him of sleeping with girls,” said our nation’s rich men.  “But doesn't adulthood begin at puberty?” America’s fundamentalist...

NRA Disbands, Receives Nobel Peace Prize

The National Rifle Association has disbanded this past week. In doing so, it admitted its role of supporting and enabling domestic terrorism.   NRA’s semi-religious philosophy that there should be no rules about guns has contributed to...

I Support the 2nd Amendment ...for Women Only

Only women can carry.  This would pretty much solve everything.

American Gun Tragedy Trading Cards - 7-28-2019 - Gilroy, CA

This breaks our hearts once again. Please join our voices for #GunReformNow Gilroy, CA - 7-28-2019

NRA Encourages Blacks, Gays, Feminists & Muslims to Take Up Arms

BREAKING NEWS: Today the NRA has issued the following statement: To our fellow patriotic Americans: The Second Amendment means everything to us.  Without it, the NRA would be nothing.  We’d have to go out and get jobs. As it says...

Category: Religion

Evangelical Book Club a Little “Too Into” This Month’s Pick

DULUTH, MN - At the faith-oriented “Witnesses Who Read” book-of-the-month club in Duluth MN, group of women have reportedly gotten a little “too into” this month’s pick. The book, Fifty Shades of Light, by the self-published faith-author Mary...

That Old Time Religion

In the old genocidal days of religion, they’d kill to convert you to the one true path.  But an infinite god has infinite paths.

Clever Christians Use Bible to Defend Trump & Bash Clinton on Epstein Sex Scandal

Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein was arrested again for luring vulnerable girls as young as 13 into performing sex acts for him and his friends in a cult-like prostitution ring, run by his then girlfriend. It is said that Epstein’s friends are now...

Is the Quran "More Evil" than the Bible?

Do you believe the Quran is “more evil” than the Bible, evidenced by the actions of Islamic terrorist states? If so, then let the Christian fundamentalists take over the government and see how good their book can be. #ChurchAndState

Fact Check: Do Evangelicals Secretly Advocate Gay Sex to Reduce Abortions?

Claim: A secret ring of evangelicals is advocating gay sex to reduce the number of abortions. Rating: 100% True. Origin: It began right here at The Tilted Glass when we wrote about the coverup scandal at the Church of the Second River of...

Category: Science & Health

Report: Most Americans Want Trump to Go to Mars

Make Mars Great AgainIt’s been over 50 years since Apollo 11 landed on the moon.  Recently, talks have resurfaced about the possibility of going to Mars.   President Trump jumped into the conversation and agreed with Barack Obama that our...

JULY 20 - Celebrating 50 YEARS of Michael Jackson’s First Moonwalk

One small step for man, one giant lean for mankind. On this day, 50 years ago, Michael Jackson made his first moonwalk. Humanity watched, glued to their televisions, dazzled by the miraculous.  To reflect upon our evolution that lead to this...

Do you echo war? or the soft purr of the morning stars

meow ow ow

Moonrise Photograph

I guess that this must be the place.

Freedom Gas

“Freedom Gas” is the thing that happens after you binge eat cheesy carnival food.   Ironically, this is a perfect metaphor for the fossil fuel industry.

Category: Sports

U.S. Women’s Team Win World Cup in Football

An inspiring U.S. Women’s football team won the 2019 World Cup today. While football is big around the globe, it is definitely becoming bigger here in the United States too, in particular with the NFL’s Super Bowl. U.S. captain Megan Rapinoe...

New England Patriots Remind Americans That God is Dead

Super Bowl LIII was the lowest scoring Super Bowl ever.  The New England Patriots defeated the Los Angeles Rams, 13 to 3. When asked the secret of his longevity, the team’s captain, Friedrich Nietzsche, clenched the game football in his...

Football Fans Excited for Peruvian Shaman’s Super Bowl Ad

Over 100 million people will watch the Super Bowl today.  Fans will come, set their worries aside, and gather over food, drink and bright screens to enjoy the thrilling championship of modern gladiators. Over a half billion dollars will be...

After Bitter Elections, American Golfers Make Up & Celebrate Their Differences

The US midterm elections have been an act of carnage.  Divisive politics.  Nazis.  Racists.  Caravan invasions.  Rapists.  Guns out.  Big Jesus.  Relations between friends and families have been torn....

George Washington Takes a Kneel

Let’s get ready to rumble...

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