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Category: Art

The Mystery Behind All Art

Here I was born, and there I died

And so it goes... Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you;  you took no notice.Vertigo (1958)

Do the "Hostless Oscars" Prove that Anarchism Works?

Does the success of the 2019 "No Host" Academy Awards prove that anarchism works? It does according to one anarchist. “Isn't it obvious?” tweeted Francisca Sousa upon watching how fun and fluid the 2019 Oscars went.  “It was the...

The Delight

To the black, to the white, the red and the brown, the purple and yellow But first, I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie Let's rock, you don't stop

Who is Jussie Smollett? We Dossier His Truth

Motto: I am a progressive artist martyred for being me Flaw: Pays for criminal PR stunts with personal checks What Can Save Him: Repents and accepts Jesus Trump as savior Alternate Reality: Launches TED Talk tour with Emma...

Category: Culture

Man Tired of Being Objectified by the Clothes He Wears

“Stop objectifying me!” said Portland resident Dan Arnold.  “I’m sick of it.  Sick of it!  Every time I leave the house, y’all cat call me by names.  I can’t go anywhere without your lewd and crude remarks!  I don’t like...

Marie Kondo Introduces “Cheat Day” to KonMari Method

De-cluttering guru Marie Kondo has applied a concept from the fitness world to her organizational method. The Netflix host and author of “The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up: The Japanese Art of Decluttering and Organizing” gained this new...

Couple Sells House to Pay for Wedding

DUBLIN, OH - Emma & Harry Vicksmith have been planning their wedding for almost a year now. “We are very much in love,” said Harry.  “But have you seen how expensive everything gets?  Vendors hear 'wedding' and suddenly everything...

Those Days of Being Basic are Over

The Rock Restaurant in Zanzibar

New Zealand Gun Tragedy Trading Cards - 3-15-2019

rest in peace

Category: Economics

What is the Boeing 737 Max? We Dossier Its Truth

Motto: I burn less fuel & hold more people than the last model Flaw: Crashes What Can Save It: Include basic safety features instead of charging extra for them like avaricious goons Alternate Reality: Six Flags attraction...

White-Owned Cannabis Business Seeks Black Prison Labor

A white-owned marijuana business has been using black prison labor to handle its trimming operations. The business, Canned Moods, is owned by a trio of men who’d met at Duke in their college fraternity.  As marijuana became legalized in...

What is Bitcoin? We Dossier Its Truth

Motto: I will revolutionize all aspects of society through unstoppable blockchain accounting Flaw: Haters gonna hate, computer scientists too What Can Save It: A crypto bro who believes Alternate Reality: Simian Flu...

Comrades! We’ve Borrowed Chinese Money to Fund Our Military!

Comrades, it is I, Czar Donald Trump, commander of the largest socialist army in the world! The U.S. Military!  кричать ура! I am pleased to announce that the U.S. debt to China is $1.13 trillion as of 2019.  Thanks for funding our...

White House Defunds Public Schools & Funds Private Schools

The White House has a very serious problem: Rich individuals can’t own public schools.  Rich people can only own private schools. So how can the White House convince you that the public school system is broke?  If they can convince...

Category: Inspired

when you go out to nature and nature goes into you

when the child in your arms is fed by the sea when you’re with the ripples and the swans come in and all around you are reflections of what could be when it skips its track and you find yourself transported to reality adjusted around a soft...

Formerly Overweight Woman Completes Another Triathlon

A formerly overweight woman that you went to school with has completed another triathlon today.  Her life is an inspiring story full of twists which inspire others around her to do better things.  A dreams-really-do-come-true role model,...

Achievement Unlocked - 40,000 Facebook Followers

Here is your reward. Stay tuned to unlock future prizes. Thank you for your absolute devotion.

Our Top 10 Fresh & Inspiring Ideas to Bring You Joy

Today we wrote a little pick me up.  Something to help you feel good. At The Tilted Glass, we speciate in reality adjustment, by any means possible, especially through humor.   But today I woke up wanting a touch of something...

Too many todo lists makes one listless

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Category: Nature

The Future is Feral

woof

Just a Monkey Gazing into the Great Expanse

wow

influencer transforms into influencee

hashtag mountaintop

I am highly intelligent if you practice hearing me ~ plants

If only plants had opposable thumbs...

9 Urgent Photos From Your Sponsor: FREAKY Mother Earth

Are you working too hard, but lacking wealth? Are you sabotaging yourself from meaningful relationships? Are you stressed trying to solve the latest 3D twist in a 28-Dimensional global conspiracy knot? Is your very livelihood, friendships,...

Category: Politics

Russia Finishes Redacting the Mueller Report, Now Ready for Release

Kremlin officials have just finished redacting the Mueller Report, clearing the way for its public release. The redacted report, which is nearly 400 pages, will show everything Mueller's team uncovered during its two-year investigation on...

Man’s Political Views Now 100% Meme Based

Meow

Who is Julian Assange? We Dossier His Truth

Motto: The truth shall set you free Flaw: His truth is packaged in narcissistic, conspiratorial, thin-skinned misogyny What Can Save Him: Martyrs cannot be saved Alternate Reality: Plumber Most Likely Outcome: Wikileaks...

GOP Announces Exciting New Plan to Eliminate Clean Water

After years of fighting healthcare and public schools, the GOP has introduced an exciting new bill to eliminate clean water. Called the Water Freedom Act, the bill will “eliminate costly government regulations that clean and protect our rivers,...

Donald Quixote “Tilting at Windmills” Due to Their Cancer-Causing Nature

"Fortune is guiding our affairs better than we ourselves could have wished. Do you see over yonder, friend Sancho, thirty or forty hulking giants? I intend to do battle with them and slay them. With their spoils we shall begin to be rich for this is...

Category: Religion

Catholics Begin Rebuilding New God After Old God Burns in Notre Dame

The Catholic religion has lost its god today in the Notre Dame fire. In a terrible tragedy, the 850-year-old cathedral, and 2000-year-old religion, caught fire during its restoration. Millions watched with shocked tears to learn their religion...

Oh Great Godzilla

Oh Great Godzilla, give me the strength to make them see we are created in your image.

Millions Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by Embracing Celtic Paganism

At the Delta Delta Delta sorority of the University of Southern California, dozens of young women got together to partake in the ancient pre-Christian ritual of St. Patrick’s Day. They opened a special variety of clover-based mead and discussed the...

Activists Eliminate the Sermon from the Mount!

In Omaha, Nebraska, a group of modern activists eliminated the "mountain" from the Bible's Sermon on the Mount. “Isn’t it about time,” said group member, Mary Olivia, during a passionate roundtable sharing circle.  “This is not a...

Newly Discovered Scroll Reveals Jesus Had “Magic Red Nose”

Christians around the world are overjoyed by the discovery of a new gospel. A new scroll found in the Dead Seas reveals that Jesus Christ and “his wife Mary” would don “magical red noses” before important events, such as the Sermon on the Mount,...

Category: Science & Health

"QAnon Buddhist" Conflicted Over Which Path is True Awakening

Ashley Wilson, dedicated Buddhist and avid QAnon Supporter, is conflicted over which path is True Awakening. The practicing monk has dedicated her life to liberating herself and others from suffering.  Through meditation and community, she’s...

Today is Earth Hour: Shut Off Your Lights from 8:30 to 9:30 PM

Earth Hour is an annual tradition where people shut off their lights.  It takes place this year on March 30, from 8:30 pm to 9:30 pm local time.   Timezone by time zone, the Earth will poetically spin through darkness as it has always...

Trump: Quantum Experiments Prove Objective Reality is a Myth

“In 1961, the Nobel Prize–winning physicist Eugene Wigner gave a thought experiment that demonstrated two observers can experience conflicting realities, proving there is no such thing as objective reality.  That all observation is subjective,...

​The Great Lie of Big Pharma

The great lie of big pharma is that DNA is fixed, given at birth, full of fated hereditary diseases you need their pills to fix. But DNA is a dynamic intergenerational intelligence reactive with your attitudes and lifestyle.

Here’s Why I Support Random Daylight Savings Time

People complain about daylight savings time. They say it is a disruptive and unnecessary byproduct of the Progressive Era But clocks jumping around have an unappreciated perk.  The jumps remind us that the 24 hour clock system is an...

Category: Sports

New England Patriots Remind Americans That God is Dead

Super Bowl LIII was the lowest scoring Super Bowl ever.  The New England Patriots defeated the Los Angeles Rams, 13 to 3. When asked the secret of his longevity, the team’s captain, Friedrich Nietzsche, clenched the game football in his...

Football Fans Excited for Peruvian Shaman’s Super Bowl Ad

Over 100 million people will watch the Super Bowl today.  Fans will come, set their worries aside, and gather over food, drink and bright screens to enjoy the thrilling championship of modern gladiators. Over a half billion dollars will be...

After Bitter Elections, American Golfers Make Up & Celebrate Their Differences

The US midterm elections have been an act of carnage.  Divisive politics.  Nazis.  Racists.  Caravan invasions.  Rapists.  Guns out.  Big Jesus.  Relations between friends and families have been torn....

George Washington Takes a Kneel

Let’s get ready to rumble...

Colin Kaepernick Kneels to Protest Nike Sweatshop Labor

Colin Kaepernick has returned to the headlines. In 2016, the former San Francisco 49ers quarterback became known for opting not to stand during the national anthem.  He did this to protest the treatment of racial minorities in the United...

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