Well this just dills my pickle.  America’s two most beloved musical acts are joining forces! They’re kickin’ off a ten-year long tour this very weekend over in Charlottesville.  Come on down!  You won’t wanna miss.  What better...

Crazy Rich Asians is a Cinderella romantic comedy between two people of different classes.  Based of Kevin Kwan's 2013 comedic novel, it has become the top-grossing romantic comedy in 10 years.  It is certified fresh on Rotten...

roar Hat tip to Woody Guthrie.

I'll be your mirrorReflect what you are, in case you don't knowI'll be the wind, the rain and the sunsetThe light on your door to show that you're homeWhen you think the night has seen your mindThat inside you're twisted and unkindLet me stand to...

A shout out to the founders of Dangerous Minds.  Hold the torch.  Battle them zombies. Dangerous Minds is where you go to learn all things tastefully strange.  The cutting edge and the bleeding past. It's a "compendium of the...

Duh.  As if you had to ask?  Right here.  The Tilted Glass. So please click our ads & send us money.  If you don’t, trillions of registered voters will not have access to the Truth. & if that...

The President of the United States, Chief “Setting Sun” Trump, celebrated Columbus Day today by building a giant wall. “You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are,” said Chief Setting Sun.  “These aren’t people. These are animals.”...

Keeping Nobody Out Since 771 BC

Bienvenue à l'automne Since its creation in 1805, Trėé has exuded the very essence of sensuality.  An abstract mysterious creature, alive with subtle cyclical facets, radiates an extravagant earthen richness for those who can afford it....

Some of you click on my posts and hate me for the things I share. One of you clicked this link because you felt hate inside when you saw my name.  Wow.  I can't do right at all! Perhaps this hater was fascinated at the way...

Whatever. We sell merchandise now. No big deal.  Who cares if you can wear tilted glasses with class and taste? I mean: buying our products is a wink to the universe, is all.  No big deal. A sign for others who see with...

Riches can only fit to the size of your bucket.  After max capacity, it leaks and spills out.

Worried your pre-newborn baby will be born behind the times?  If so, check out the new ingestible iPhone for expectant mothers today. “Today we announce a very special breakthrough,” said Apple CEO Tim Cook.  “Our exciting new...

Centralized Power vs. Decentralized Power

Ivanka Trump has shut down her highly-successful fashion company. "When we first started this brand, no one could have predicted the success that we would achieve,” said the carefully poised mogul in a prepared statement.  “Final metamorphosis...

Here’s a story for you… The banks give you debt so you can make them rich The government gives you taxes so you can make them rich Employers give you salary so you can make them rich You get trapped in a lifestyle of debt as you make...

I’m done playing that ol’ tune, sucka!

looking at inspiring postswill not break your attachmentfrom social media--buddha

The Giving Tree feeling sadly conned after realizing it will be sawed into cattle-grazing field

Simply, Amazing.

BLOOMINGTON, IL - Katy Sparksburg took a walk in the old grove this weekend. Suddenly, in her own words, “I felt a powerful brilliance.  An unimaginable calmness in the present.  A crack in the forest fabric opened, just for me,...

Hurricane Florence's gender transition begins today. The storm is forecast to be "an extremely dangerous major hurricane when it nears the U.S. coast late Thursday and Friday," said the National Hurricane Center. The storm has also changed its...

You’ll have to take it from my cold, dead hands.#ISupportThe29th

I feel sick...Time for action.Enough is Enough.

Did you get the National Alert? THIS IS the National Wireless Emergency Alert System.  You are loved.  You are respected.  More brings us together than tears us apart.  Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. Your...

JERUSALEM - Jesus Christ, of Nazareth, the son of David, the son of Abraham, threw out the Snickers dealers from the Temple today. “Cacao is a sacred medicine,” screamed Jesus as He disrupted a transaction with the Americans.  “You come...

In a recent Helsinki press conference, President Trump sided with Putin over United States intelligence.  When many news outlets pointed out that this is actually treason, Trump quickly reversed his message and said that he...

From the diary of Mark Johnson, yoga teacher: My students love me.  In fact, they are my disciples. I’ve studied 200 hours in a Bali teacher training to learn the ancient lineage of Power Yoga.  Yet my poses are timeless. The people who...

“Shut up!” screamed John Johnson (46) to his nephew Liam (10).  “You don’t know what you’re talking about.” John Johnson is a devout atheist.  And a proud one.  He joined Mensa when he was 30.  He teaches philosophy at Minnesota...

All my haters shall be attached in cycles of suffering, reincarnated for centuries as hungry ghosts and hell-beings. #TiltedZen

Dear son, I want you to grow up smart.Also, smart grownups are the devil and are what’s wrong with society.

An Irving, Texas man faces charges after police say they found his young puppy locked inside of a hot planet. It happened around 3:30 PM on Sunday.  An unnamed couple first noticed the puppy clawing at the sidewalk and barking in circles. The...

What's your idea, man?

Hey tilted homies!  A shout out to some personal friends based in Los Angeles.  They made an app that lets you purchase or trade your organic produce. The idea is that you use this app to trade your surplus garden food with someone...

Part 1: Word Soup If you’re like me, you have seen the LGBTQ scene exploding with new definitions of gender in the past few years: gay, lesbian, heterosexual, bisexual, polysexual, pansexual, omnisexual, skoliksexual, demisexual, grey-ace, asexual,...

Let’s get ready to rumble...

Colin Kaepernick has returned to the headlines. In 2016, the former San Francisco 49ers quarterback became known for opting not to stand during the national anthem.  He did this to protest the treatment of racial minorities in the United...

Wimbledon, Russia 13 days on these 13 acres.  It all built to this: The end of the road in Russia. Croatia is playing in its first World Cup final.   The team is called the "Gold Generation,” comprised of mostly veterans. France on...

The NFL has a domestic violence problem.  Its history of covering up or dismissing cases of NFL players beating and raping women has gone on for many years now. Pushed to the edge and feeling unheard, the players’ wives and girlfriends have...

It seemed like such a good idea.  Just a nice banquet of world leaders to celebrate the 2018 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony. What could go wrong?  Everybody was there in the peaceful spirit of the Olympics.  Leaders from...